[Sheen told the CBS] Late Late Show ... things are really good.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.