If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.