I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

'Old School' is so breezy it could be a late-night talk show, especially when Craig Kilborn, of 'The Late Late Show,' sidles into camera range as a particularly loathsome competitor to Mitch.

No one was asking me to be on TV. So I made my own late-night TV talk show.