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BILLY EICHNER I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host,...
CRAIG FERGUSON It has made Anaheim the laughingstock of the country -- (on) late-night TV, cartoons, ESPN.
ANDREW GUILFORD Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
CRAIG FERGUSON My very first job was working on a TV show that was a prestigious TV show and well done - was called...
EDWARD ZWICK It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you k...
JACK OSBOURNE Society would be better off if Billy Eichner started getting more dramatic work.
BILLY EICHNER I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show.
CLAY AIKEN My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
DANNY MASTERSON Every Monday night, there was a scary movie on Spanish TV, so my parents used to send me to bed. I r...
JUAN ANTONIO BAYONA I can stay up watching TV so late.
VANESSA BAYER I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or...
JACK BLACK Then as I was wrestling as Terry Boulder. I was on a talk show with Lou Ferrigno, and I was actually...
HULK HOGAN Tom Snyder was big enough to fill the night with talk and his own persona. The Snyder we saw on TV w...
TOM SHALES I watch a TV show called 'Shark Tank.' It's one of my favorite TV shows. It's basica...
JACOB DALTON When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC Everybody was calling us, People magazine, TV Guide, asking us to be on the cover or host this or th...
BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
JOHN MAYER I got to have a TV show that really was the talk of the nation for a while there. So I'm a very ...
MARC CHERRY It was very exciting. I didn't want to show too much enthusiasm because the TV cameras were on me.
DAN ROWE I've actually taken meetings about hosting a late-night talk show. I don't know that what we...
RETTA The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard because I kept looking at my daddy...
LESLIE JONES When I was younger, the athletes who motivated me were the ones I saw on TV-Billy Mills, Gerry Lindg...
BILL RODGERS I'm looking for a deal from one of you TV networks to give Snoop Dogg his own hood TV show where...
SNOOP DOGG When my son was really little, he assumed everyone was on TV because his uncle is on TV, my best fri...
VIRGINIA MADSEN I remember my first show was a live TV show in Ireland, and I was just petrified. It was horrific.
CAROLINE CORR At school I got teased because I was so thin and awkward-looking. But the girls on TV looked similar...
CANDICE SWANEPOEL I did my own music videos, my own TV commercials.
HELEN REDDY Space fascinated me because I'm from the generation that saw Neil Armstrong walk on the moon liv...
ALFONSO CUARON It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to...
JACK OSBOURNE My every birthday wish was, 'I want to someday be on TV.'
AWKWAFINA 'Old School' is so breezy it could be a late-night talk show, especially when Craig Kilborn,...
ELVIS MITCHELL Joey, my older brother, had his own TV show in the '50s, along with Cathy Callahan.
WILLIAM DEVANE My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no one was around I'd ...
JANET JACKSON I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watc...
ANDY MILONAKIS This election ain't no stinkin' TV show.
BRADLEY WHITFORD I have a hit TV show.
KIM KARDASHIAN We are yet to receive the High Court order and will take necessary steps after that.
TV RAMACHANDRAN The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more...
CHARLAINE HARRIS I just said, 'I need to do something because staying up and watching YouTube and late night TV i...
ASHLEY THOMAS I wasn't able to relate to anyone on TV growing up, so I wanted to bring my own experiences to t...
ELLEN WONG I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I gre...
SARAH SILVERMAN When they tell me one of my old movies is on TV, I don't look at it.
ALEXIS SMITH It was just my reality, to never have a boy be interested in me romantically for more than one rando...
SIOBHAN VIVIAN My schedule is usually pretty busy, so when I wake up in the morning, first thing I usually do is tu...
NOLAN GOULD I did, of course, eventually find my way into television, taking all kinds of jobs, climbing the ran...
REGIS PHILBIN My own musical ambitions were born when I was five, watching the Ed Sullivan Show on TV. When Elvis ...
SUZI QUATRO I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.
ASHLEY TISDALE I don't watch much television. My old TV agent used to always get mad at me because he'd sen...
ZOSIA MAMET It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly perta...
JACK OSBOURNE I've done shows that aired on American TV, but none of them proved to be successful, so yes, no ...
ADAM RAYNER I meet many people, I talk with them, like a TV show host. I show what's going on with Greenpeac...
NINA HAGEN Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late n...
MATTHEW LESKO [Darling] made two horrible calls on me and you can clearly see on TV. All I did was hold my bat up ...
PHIL NEVIN I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "S...
ZACH BRAFF Cancer is so much bigger than a TV show.
LAURA LINNEY I watch on occasion, just to see what is going on. I have never really been a fan of a TV show. I do...
MIRA FURLAN I was watching TV one day, and I'm like, 'How did those people get on TV? I'm gonna try ...
BENJAMIN STOCKHAM I remember thinking that I'd never show my arms on TV, but over time you loosen up.
MEGYN KELLY My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.
ALAN DALE I always did TV commercials and made great money to put myself through school. That became guest sta...
MALIN AKERMAN 'That's So Raven' was my favorite show growing up! I loved Raven so much! That show is w...
RAINI RODRIGUEZ I'm basically here just to hold babies. I was at home folding laundry when I saw the news on TV, and...
LISA STONE I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.
ANONYMOUS I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. Yo...
JAVIER BARDEM If I were to ask you who the first million-pound show winner was on British TV, you'd probably g...
JASPER CARROTT My TV show had been cancelled; nothing else had gone anywhere; some alliances I had made petered out...
TOM HANKS My first car was in 2006 when I got on my first TV show - a BMW 328i2 four-door sedan in slate grey....
REBECCA MADER I grew up watching Burns and Allen on TV. They did some amazing things on the TV show, they did surr...
RUPERT HOLMES I was a 'Glee' fan before I joined the show! Since my background is musical theater, it was ...
BECCA TOBIN I am thrilled to be 31, still running and having my daughter watch me even if it is on TV.
EVELYN ASHFORD I got the chance to do things that I dreamed of when I was a kid: I got to travel around the world; ...
R. L. STINE There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's wha...
CRAIG FERGUSON When I was a kid, and I was watching TV, I just loved it so much that I wanted to crawl into that TV...
BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am cre...
TARA REID I'd love to have my own TV show, in the way that Julianna Margulies has 'The Good Wife,'...
LARA PULVER I was an accidental model. One day I was asked to me a model by a neighbor who was short on models. ...
DAISY FUENTES I was a guy who abandoned a TV show. I didn't care about people. They didn't want to see good things...
DAVID CARUSO When I was 13, my mom checked me into a modeling agency. Then, out of nowhere, they asked me to audi...
KJ APA 'Twin Peaks' is my favorite American TV show.
REBECCA HALL My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no was around I'd kiss the...
JANET JACKSON I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a l...
MICHAEL PHELPS It is a different breed of person who wants to be on a reality-TV show.
BRUCE NASH One time, my mom told us, 'No TV.' It was 3 P.M., and I was sneaking it in. She put her hand...
AKIVA SCHAFFER 'Veep' is definitely one of my favorite TV shows, and not because I'm in it. It's ju...
RANDALL PARK People are recognizing that I am an entrepreneur and do more than be on a reality TV show.
KIM KARDASHIAN I'm not sure what to expect, ... You've seen everything on TV and my guys there are telling me that ...
MIKE SIMPSON I was, in my day, one of the best directors of episodic TV around.
DAVID HEMMINGS I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show.
BILL LAWRENCE My mom was an amazing singer and music was a big part of my life, so I grew up listening to Nat King...
GLORIA ESTEFAN He could be so descriptive on the radio, and I think he was the best I ever heard at making the tran...
BILL WORRELL My career is media. One can turn on the TV or look at a magazine and see me.
LERYN FRANCO And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night.
FISHER STEVENS Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is en...
DAVID WAIN They show them painted and acting like idiots on the TV, so they keep acting like idiots.
PAUL WESTPHAL I think that nine times out of 10, Oklahoma wins this game. Today was our one. We got a chance to sh...
GARY PATTERSON This whole thing about reality television to me is really indicative of America saying we're not...
STEVEN SPIELBERG I never did any TV before. But this was the most honorable and worthwhile show I could be involved w...
RICHARD PRICE I had no interest in being an actress what so ever, and when I was about 14 or 15, I was signed to a...
INDIA DE BEAUFORT No longer will BT customers be reliant on TV schedules.
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BILLY EICHNER Everyone's life experience is different.
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BILLY EICHNER Saying gay people shouldn't be the punchline is basically saying don't make people the punch...
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BILLY EICHNER There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me...
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BILLY EICHNER I only scream if screaming is deserved.
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JOEY EICHNER I find it surprising and disappointing that somebody would bring up this issue now. It's taking a st...
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BILLY CONNOLLY There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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BILLY COLLINS The bottom line is that any business should be a meritocracy. The best and brightest. Period.
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BILLY WILDER The best director is the one you don't see.
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BILLY WILDER One's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
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BILLY WILDER Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God.
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BILLY GRAHAM What really matters is how God sees me. He isn't concerned with labels; he is concerned about th...
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BILLY MAYS Everybody thinks the Bushes are from Texas. I've been there twice.
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BILLY WILDER Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
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BILLY WILDER Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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BILLY CRYSTAL Gentlemen, start your egos.
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BILLY CRYSTAL This guy was so large, he had his own climate.
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BILLY GIBBONS I'll listen to anything authentic whether it's bluegrass or gospel or blues.
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BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
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BILLY GRAHAM Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
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BILLY WILDER Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never me...
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BILLY WILDER Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
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BILLY CORGAN For a 6-foot-3 guy with no hair and a whiny voice, I've done alright.
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BILLY CORGAN Thinking about the future and thinking about the past is really only a way of ignoring the present.
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BILLY CORGAN The best things in life are free- and $19.95.
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BILLY CORGAN I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
BILLY WILDER France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
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BILLY IDOL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL Only those who want everything done for them are bored.
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BILLY GRAHAM No man ever loved like Jesus. He taught the blind to see and the dumb to speak. He died on the cross...
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BILLY GRAHAM God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.
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BILLY COLLINS Most people miss the great part mental outlook plays in this game.
BILLY MARTIN I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagi...
BILLY CONNELLY America's founding fathers did not intend to take religion out of education. Many of the nation's gr...
BILLY GRAHAM Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.
BILLY GRAHAM The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
BILLY GRAHAM God has a big eraser.
BILLY ZEOLI I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
BILLY CRYSTAL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
BILLY ROSE A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL Christians should never fail to sense the operation of an angelic glory. It forever eclipses the wor...
BILLY GRAHAM Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has.
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BILLY GRAHAM Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
BILLY WILDER You look marvelous.
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BILLY WILDER I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
BILLY WILDER They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
BILLY CRYSTAL I steal a kiss from her sleeping shadow moves. 'Cause I'll always miss her wherever she goes. And I...
BILLY CORGAN I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL What most people do is try to find a comfortable persona that they're in alignment with and the ...
BILLY CORGAN The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's grea...
BILLY EVANS Muhammad Ali struck us in the middle of America's darkest night, in the heart of its most threat...
BILLY CRYSTAL I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
BILLY CONNOLLY In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attai...
BILLY CORGAN When you become famous, you start getting invites to parties where there are famous athletes and fam...
BILLY BALDWIN No parent is perfect; we all can look back and think of things we could've done to help our chil...
BILLY GRAHAM When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn...
BILLY IDOL I had all kinds of allergy problems with certain meats, and with fruits and vegetables with pesticid...
BILLY CASPER I think if a poet wanted to lead, he or she would want the message to be unequivocally clear and fre...
BILLY COLLINS