Andy Richter
Related i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL BRUCE ERIC KAPLAN I never had to worry. They never called and said I'll lose my job or anything. They just said do you... JUAN BERRONES RICHELLE MEAD Even a liberal city will have a prehistoric homophobe. After a show in Washington State, this guy ca... JAMES ADOMIAN HARRY S TRUMAN The Lord had a job for me, but I had so much to do,
I said, "You get somebody else--or wait till I... PAUL LAURENCE DUNBAR when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD Football was a game that had kicked me around pretty good for a few years. I almost called him and s... AL WALLACE I'm a big fan. I love that show, man. I got to meet him, and I got to meet Beth (Chapman's wife). I ... BO BICE I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "S... ZACH BRAFF RICK REILLY INDIA DE BEAUFORT I had done another show called 'United States of Cars,' which was a pilot that didn't ge... ADAM FERRARA I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I gu... TIM CONWAY ALBERT BROOKS For me, a show's a show. I try to put on the best show I can for whatever audience or time slot ... BRANTLEY GILBERT MICHAEL J. FOX Robert De Niro... I had a chance to meet him, and I hope to get to work with him one day. ALI FAZAL LAWRENCE BLOCK I first started doing hidden-camera segments on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.' He was the... MICHAEL CARBONARO G-EAZY CRAIG GROESCHEL Pug said: “I’m trying to think of the best way of knocking you off.”JONATHAN LATIMER RICHIE SAMBORA SARAH DESSEN On our swim team, they had something called the 'developmental meet.' I didn't know it w... JEFF KINNEY MAHERSHALA ALI I had a lady who sent me a letter, ... She went on to describe how she and her husband [had sex] to ... CLAY AIKEN KURT VONNEGUT JR. People always used to say to me, 'Don't you want your own show? That'd be so cool if you... CANDY CROWLEY DAN QUAYLE DAN QUAYLE I was working on a job somewhere one day and a girl came and asked me if I knew who would collect th... FRED SPINK I wanna thank State Fair Motor Speedway for puttin' on the show. For only racing two or three nights... BRIAN BROWN ADRIENNE RICH HENRIK IBSEN ERIK ESTRADA Having been able to learn my craft in these past 40 years, I've often said if my career had worked a... BETTYE LAVETTE JOHN C. REILLY DAVID A. R. WHITE MARYJANICE DAVIDSON I said this before the meet started, there's nothing like home cooking. I mean, we love to run on ou... GREGG GENSEL DEYTH BANGER NAEEM KHAN she said. ''I'm working as an actor, not as a waitress. I have a job I love, and we're doing really ... CALLIE THORNE DONNA MILLS At the time Keith and I were working on a show called Fruitcake . Antonio had five or six of his pie... BILL ROSS They are saying that I am the same as a landlord. They said I should have been collecting taxes for ... FRANK MAGUIRE JOHN AUBREY GERARD WAY Edgar asked me, 'Do you know anything about John Lennon,' ... I said, 'I know everything about John ... DON SCARDINO I never even heard of him or met him in my life. But when I got downstairs, he said, 'I've been wait... HAL TURNER I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said ... DANE COOK J.R. WARD JON BON JOVI One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around... SEAN HANNITY EMO PHILIPS [After Dan Harris left his job at WCSH-TV in Portland, Maine, he had some trouble on the job market.... DAN HARRIS I did not have the dreams that the other artists working with me had, of 'moving uptown,' becoming a... WILL EISNER MITCH HEDBERG LAUREN HOLLY I was skiing with her and said 'whatever you do, I don't want you more than three yards behind me'. ... NICK TAYLOR You know those FBI shows on TV? Where they do the profiling?”JENNIFER HILLIER I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the ... ZACH BRAFF When we took the job three years ago we knew we had some building to do. With the players that have ... JOE LEGERSKI i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone... AMBER FAITH HUN We just saw this guy walking through the playground. He matched the description of the guy. My wife ... BRIAN WONG MITCH HEDBERG I applied for the job. They had three stores and they were shocked! They said that I was a little ov... CLIVE CUSSLER When they said they wanted to experience it, I thought, 'Come on.... We're gonna show you a real goo... KIX BROOKS NICK KROLL He (Boggs) called me and said we were gravely in error. He agreed to meet with us later in January, ... LARRY BUTLER I learned really early on that I had to treat it as if it were a real job. This might be my middle c... ALICE MCDERMOTT Frank called me one day and said, 'I have an idea for a movie, why don't you come over and I'll tell... JAMES STEWART MIKE PIAZZA It was a show where you were given a quote out of current events and you had to identify who said it... JUNE LOCKHART DWIGHT D EISENHOWER I am, by nature, a fairly shy person, and one of the things I had to learn was, when you're on a pop... DAVID HYDE PIERCE JOHNNY CASH I did play-by-play for women's basketball at Davis and also had a sports talk show. I had been out o... JEFF KURTZ We like working outdoors, especially this time of year in Florida. And, at a festival you get to mee... BRAD MATES Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day ... ZAKK WYLDE DAMON RUNYON I've been on hold seven or eight times and disconnected. I called Well Care the other day and it sai... ANNE ANTOVILLE CARRIE FISHER I've been working on this personally for over six years, so there's obviously disappointment that yo... DEREK LONGFIELD But I don't only get recognized for 'Friday the 13th.' I was on a TV show called' I&... BETSY PALMER RUSSELL WESTBROOK I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis... MAC DAVIS When I was growing up, my parents said to go to college and get a good job and then go try this. I d... JAMES NIGGEMEYER Im telling you, my heart was beating in my throat over the last four holes. This is a huge opportuni... THOMAS AIKEN Cary Grant, said, 'I heard you were on the lot and I just had to meet you.' AUDREY MEADOWS The reason I still love performing is that people my age, a little younger and a little older, show ... BILL MEDLEY As soon as I heard we might be able to get him, I told him to keep in touch. This morning he called ... DERREK LEE They wanted Bridgette to be this extremely enigmatic character. Im about the least enigmatic person ... MARGOT KIDDER SARAH DESSEN J.K. ROWLING We have been working on this trail to get this trail to behind you - to the south for three or four ... JOSEPH WEST ANDY RICHTER
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GERHARD RICHTER The reason why Three Mile Island makes such a big impact is because of a Jane Fonda movie called ... BURTON RICHTER Modern science is fast-moving, and no laboratory can exist for long with a program based on old faci... BURTON RICHTER Starving the future to feed the present is a mistake - it leads to obsolescence and stagnation. Some... BURTON RICHTER I succumbed to temptation and became a scientific administrator, first as Technical Director of the ... BURTON RICHTER I was born on 22 March 1931 in New York, the elder child of Abraham and Fanny Richter. BURTON RICHTER Since stepping down as laboratory director in 1999, I have devoted an increasing fraction of my time... BURTON RICHTER In 1948 I entered the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, undecided between studies of chemistry ... BURTON RICHTER Science is particularly needed to bring the attention of government policy-makers to problems that t... BURTON RICHTER Getting enough energy to satisfy the needs of the developing world without bringing on an eco-disast... BURTON RICHTER While a lab Director can get done the things that he regards as important, he has the more important... BURTON RICHTER I completed my senior thesis on the quadratic Zeeman effect in hydrogen. BURTON RICHTER During my years at the synchrotron laboratory, I had become interested in the theory of quantum elec... BURTON RICHTER A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afte... PAUL RICHTER People won't stop painting, just as they won't stop making music or dancing. This is a facil... GERHARD RICHTER I've become interested in the impact of climate change on the world and the future of energy nee... BURTON RICHTER During my first year as a graduate student, we worked on a measurement of the isotope shift and hype... BURTON RICHTER Good art in general aspires to something, as a good painting aspires to something, almost spiritual ... GERHARD RICHTER I don't dare to think my paintings are great. I can't understand the arrogance of someone sa... GERHARD RICHTER Now that we do not have priests and philosophers any more, artists are the most important people in ... GERHARD RICHTER What lots of people have been trying to do ever since is find what's beyond the current Standard... BURTON RICHTER Politicians are nauseating by definition... They can produce nothing, neither a loaf of bread nor a ... GERHARD RICHTER Every museum is full of nice things. That's the opposite of before. It was important things or s... GERHARD RICHTER We were told we would get zeros and be suspended if we didn't. CHELSEY RICHTER We're not too worried about the situation, as Suzuki's fundamentals and growth prospects are solid. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER Cutting out Okazaki says we are not in the registered car market. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER They have some new products coming in the US and Europe, which should help. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER I do see myself as the heir to a vast, great, rich culture of painting - of art in general - which w... GERHARD RICHTER A father draws boundaries and calls a halt, whenever necessary. As I didn't have that, I was abl... GERHARD RICHTER When we heard about all this, we were like really disgusted. We wanted to show the school board that... CHELSEY RICHTER His personality is so big, it was a perfect marriage to New York. He came here and hockey players no... MIKE RICHTER Setting those two issues aside, we would have seen a pretty nice rise. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER The bus schedule currently in use picks up the very young students (K-4) first. The three-tier bell ... BOB RICHTER We really have no idea what to expect in terms of numbers. I've heard stories of people catching and... BOB RICHTER It was a consensus. . . . School starting times are not something the board votes on. BOB RICHTER I told him what I thought and he suddenly leapt into the air with joy, like a child: 'Also, wirklich... SVIATOSLAV RICHTER It was 17 below wind chill. We were freezing the whole day. CHELSEY RICHTER One of the main causes of burnout is a loss of reciprocity in social interactions. In other words, w... PETER RICHTER It'll be interesting to see how (Japanese auto makers) will talk about the U.S. market. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER We have some good expectations for Nissan for the coming year based on a richer U.S. product cycle. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER This is probably the right way to go for them, but it's a riskier proposition than Lexus was for Toy... CHRISTOPHER RICHTER Toyota is looking to do with hybrids what Volvo did with safety, trying to get people to pay more fo... CHRISTOPHER RICHTER Things are basically good for Toyota. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER All in all, these are strong results. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER What struck me first on reading the Ten Hoeve-Jacobson paper was how small the consequences of the r... BURTON RICHTER The local produce is the best way to get the highest nutrients content from your vegetables because ... SKIP RICHTER So now, if we don't fund the physical sciences, where will the Next Big Thing come from? BURTON RICHTER The sun doesn't shine at night, and wind power is highly variable. To meet our emissions goals, ... BURTON RICHTER It definitely gave them a warm heart to see there are generous people in Westland. DEANNE RICHTER CHARLES RICHTER The Awakening Land" p628 A strange, uneasy feeling ran over him. If he had been wrong about his moth... CONRAD RICHTER While a lab director can get done the things that he regards as important, he has the more important... BURTON RICHTER Take away those 13 extra turnovers we made (compared to Summit's 24)) and it could have been a diffe... DALLAS RICHTER We surprised a lot of people. 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I started trying to be a writer and failed for years. I tried novels, short stories, sitcoms, movies... 
Cool,” I said. “You can IM with the Council from campus. Maybe you can command people to do your... 
Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli... 
One time after one of these long trips, my wife and I had been separated for a long time and I calle... 
I had no interest in being an actress what so ever, and when I was about 14 or 15, I was signed to a... 
I started on television. I had five years of network television before I ever got up on a stage. The... 
After all that I'd been through, after all that I'd learned and all that I'd been given, I was going... 
Be careful... What the dude said, ain’t it? ... One lived in the woods and didn’t pay his taxes.... 
I try to find 15 minutes a day to just be alone without any distractions just for headspace to medit... 
The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. 
I try to always be there for him, as a friend, and from a musical level. Like I said, I want to make... 
Okay,' he said. He took a breath. 'What would you do, if you could do anything?'
I owe a lot to my time on 'House of Cards' because, up until I booked that show, I had been ... 
It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself to do without love.<... 
The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something tha... 
The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something... 
Vous travaillez pour l'armee, madame?' (You are working for the army?), a Frenchwoman said to me ear... 
In that second it dawned on me that I had been living here for eight years with a strange man and ha... 
Playing a positive role on a network television show, it was great. I took it as a responsibility. P... 
I considered a lot of different jobs as a kid. I thought about becoming a priest or a lawyer. My fat... 
'Evening Shade' was such an eye-opening experience. I was 19 when I went on that show. I had... 
When I first quit my day job, I was terrified. I called my editors and said I'm trying to make a... 
Short Brief Story, How I started to make this which you see today?
I came here when I was 20. I came to go to school, but I ended up working for Halston as an assistan... 
You know, when they called me about the role, I thought Knots Landing was a show about a houseboat w... 
My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for my... 
Im okay Im okay now.
The necklace was a good excuse," he murmured.
It was about 25 years ago that he came to see me play in a bar and had the audacity to say 'I'm gonn... 
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your ... 
I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Where do you see yourself in f... 
He had big input into me coming on the show. I was wary of coming back into that hour [drama] world,... 
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport ... 
I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials an... 
They let you know what they think. Some years ago a guy came up to me on the street and said, 'Why d... 
I make it a practice to avoid hating anyone. If someones been guilty of despicable actions, especial... 
I went down with my guitar and sat on his steps until he got there. And when he got there I introduc... 
He was a great writer and a great guy,'' Madden said Monday on his KCBS radio show. 
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I've always had to prove myself to people growing up. I had to show them that I could do this an... 
Okay, men,” he said. “And women,” said Chaser Angelina Johnson. “And women,” Wood agreed. ... 
When I first started working, it was a little bit like that. They said, "Come be a writer, but we'll... 
Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court... 
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been he... 
Don't wait for extraordinary circumstance to do good; try to use ordinary situations. 
Lately there have been complaints that the use of the magnitude scale is confusing, or at least the ... 
Nothing is less predictable than the development of an active scientific field. 
My amateur interest in astronomy brought out the term 'magnitude', which is used for the bri... 
A woman who could always love would never grow old; and the love of mother and wife would often give... 
Never write on a subject until you have read yourself full of it. 
If the assumptions used in calculating energy are changed, then this seriously affects the final res... 
Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to b... 