People always used to say to me, 'Don't you want your own show? That'd be so cool if you had your own show.' I said, 'You know, it's not gonna happen. So - no.'

It's important to know what motivates you, not what motivates somebody else.

I'd love to have William Faulkner, Beethoven and Bach over. I want to find out what makes those guys tick!

I mean, if a camera's on you all the time, you don't get real moments.

Usually you kind of give the President a pass on leaking confidential stuff.

I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like eggplant parmesan. Isn't that awful? I'm also sick of portobello mushrooms. People are like, 'A vegetarian's coming to dinner,' so they serve those.