Andy Richter
Related ANDY RICHTER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES MARYJANICE DAVIDSON SHERRILYN KENYON JULIE KAGAWA JOHN MARSDEN E.L. JAMES Do ever respond to a question without asking another question?PENNY REID JULIA QUINN RICK RIORDAN J.K. ROWLING DAVID LEVITHAN KAMI GARCIA When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. GRACE HELBIG RACHEL VINCENT KRESLEY COLE CATE TIERNAN CATE TIERNAN Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinkin... REGINA GRIFFIN SETH GRAHAME-SMITH RICK RIORDAN J.R. WARD RICK RIORDAN Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of yo... KYOUSUKE MOTOMI You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal. BEN VAN WATERSCHOOT Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. REGINA GRIFFIN Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. REGINA GRIFFIN CASSANDRA CLARE I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND CHRISTY LEIGH STEWART Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro. RUCY BAN Lunch started off tense after our heated moment. Thank goodness for Blake. Kai was warm toward him, ... WENDY HIGGINS, SWEET PERIL DAVID LEVITHAN Humor graces our spirit, and deadly, inappropriate seriousness makes us tiresome sourpusses. MELISSA SZYMANSKI One thing the blues ain't, is funny. STEPHEN STILLS Oh here's a nice one, he brown recluse spider. This once resides in wooded areas. In other words, ne... YVONNE PRINZ MARTY FELDMAN His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me... KRISTEN SIMMONS RICK RIORDAN STEPHANIE PERKINS Thank you,” she says and yanks the pull-tab off the soda can. She takes a big sip and aaahs. Then ... CAPRICE CRANE TAD WILLIAMS HILARY MCKAY I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability SOPHIA BENNETT From the corner of my eye, I watched Kale fish in his jacket pocket and pull out a cell. Somewhere o... JUAS ACCARDO, TREMBLE RACHEL DRATCH I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI Hopefully he is still alive, or his pecker is un-dead. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS CHRISTY LEIGH STEWART TERRY PRATCHETT CHRISTY LEIGH STEWART NIELS BOHR CHRISTY LEIGH STEWART STEPHEN KING HILARY MCKAY JONATHAN TROPPER Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's u... JOANNE CLANCY It is often woman who inspires us with the great things that she prevents us from accomplishing ALEXANDRE DUMAS PèRE SANTOSH KALWAR HILARY MCKAY It sounds funny to say it, but when I was getting ready to try out, I was thinking that I really was... EVAN THOMAS I couldn’t see her, obviously, but I knew exactly what she was doing. She’d sunk into the neares... JUS ACCARDO, TREMBLE A horse blanket, Mel?SHERWOOD SMITH There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. VANESSA BAYER Dogs are angels full of poop. OLIVER GASPIRTZ LINDA FESTA Every woman has deceptive style in both i.e own tears and smile as per the requirement of that parti... ANUJ SOMANY MARIA V. SNYDER CHRISTOPHER GUEST AL FRANKEN The challenge is in identifying the cause. The effect identifies itself. KENDALL F. PERSON Bad results are the symptoms not the causes. JOHN LEACH DEBORAH KERR DEBORAH KERR LARRY DAVID So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearin... FAKEER ISHAVARDAS My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass... FAKEER ISHAVARDAS SARAH J. MAAS BILL WATTERSON BENSON BRUNO BILL WATTERSON J.K. ROWLING BAUVARD I can't tell if that's funny or really scary. CALVIN & HOBBES J.K. ROWLING JEAN KERR
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GERHARD RICHTER The reason why Three Mile Island makes such a big impact is because of a Jane Fonda movie called ... BURTON RICHTER Modern science is fast-moving, and no laboratory can exist for long with a program based on old faci... BURTON RICHTER Starving the future to feed the present is a mistake - it leads to obsolescence and stagnation. Some... BURTON RICHTER I succumbed to temptation and became a scientific administrator, first as Technical Director of the ... BURTON RICHTER I was born on 22 March 1931 in New York, the elder child of Abraham and Fanny Richter. BURTON RICHTER Since stepping down as laboratory director in 1999, I have devoted an increasing fraction of my time... BURTON RICHTER In 1948 I entered the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, undecided between studies of chemistry ... BURTON RICHTER Science is particularly needed to bring the attention of government policy-makers to problems that t... BURTON RICHTER Getting enough energy to satisfy the needs of the developing world without bringing on an eco-disast... BURTON RICHTER While a lab Director can get done the things that he regards as important, he has the more important... BURTON RICHTER I completed my senior thesis on the quadratic Zeeman effect in hydrogen. BURTON RICHTER During my years at the synchrotron laboratory, I had become interested in the theory of quantum elec... BURTON RICHTER A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afte... PAUL RICHTER People won't stop painting, just as they won't stop making music or dancing. This is a facil... GERHARD RICHTER I've become interested in the impact of climate change on the world and the future of energy nee... BURTON RICHTER During my first year as a graduate student, we worked on a measurement of the isotope shift and hype... BURTON RICHTER Good art in general aspires to something, as a good painting aspires to something, almost spiritual ... GERHARD RICHTER I don't dare to think my paintings are great. I can't understand the arrogance of someone sa... GERHARD RICHTER Now that we do not have priests and philosophers any more, artists are the most important people in ... GERHARD RICHTER What lots of people have been trying to do ever since is find what's beyond the current Standard... BURTON RICHTER Politicians are nauseating by definition... They can produce nothing, neither a loaf of bread nor a ... GERHARD RICHTER Every museum is full of nice things. That's the opposite of before. It was important things or s... GERHARD RICHTER We were told we would get zeros and be suspended if we didn't. CHELSEY RICHTER We're not too worried about the situation, as Suzuki's fundamentals and growth prospects are solid. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER Cutting out Okazaki says we are not in the registered car market. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER They have some new products coming in the US and Europe, which should help. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER I do see myself as the heir to a vast, great, rich culture of painting - of art in general - which w... GERHARD RICHTER A father draws boundaries and calls a halt, whenever necessary. As I didn't have that, I was abl... GERHARD RICHTER When we heard about all this, we were like really disgusted. We wanted to show the school board that... CHELSEY RICHTER His personality is so big, it was a perfect marriage to New York. He came here and hockey players no... MIKE RICHTER Setting those two issues aside, we would have seen a pretty nice rise. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER The bus schedule currently in use picks up the very young students (K-4) first. The three-tier bell ... BOB RICHTER We really have no idea what to expect in terms of numbers. I've heard stories of people catching and... BOB RICHTER It was a consensus. . . . School starting times are not something the board votes on. BOB RICHTER I told him what I thought and he suddenly leapt into the air with joy, like a child: 'Also, wirklich... SVIATOSLAV RICHTER It was 17 below wind chill. We were freezing the whole day. CHELSEY RICHTER One of the main causes of burnout is a loss of reciprocity in social interactions. In other words, w... PETER RICHTER It'll be interesting to see how (Japanese auto makers) will talk about the U.S. market. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER We have some good expectations for Nissan for the coming year based on a richer U.S. product cycle. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER This is probably the right way to go for them, but it's a riskier proposition than Lexus was for Toy... CHRISTOPHER RICHTER Toyota is looking to do with hybrids what Volvo did with safety, trying to get people to pay more fo... CHRISTOPHER RICHTER Things are basically good for Toyota. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER All in all, these are strong results. CHRISTOPHER RICHTER What struck me first on reading the Ten Hoeve-Jacobson paper was how small the consequences of the r... BURTON RICHTER The local produce is the best way to get the highest nutrients content from your vegetables because ... SKIP RICHTER So now, if we don't fund the physical sciences, where will the Next Big Thing come from? BURTON RICHTER The sun doesn't shine at night, and wind power is highly variable. To meet our emissions goals, ... BURTON RICHTER It definitely gave them a warm heart to see there are generous people in Westland. DEANNE RICHTER CHARLES RICHTER The Awakening Land" p628 A strange, uneasy feeling ran over him. If he had been wrong about his moth... CONRAD RICHTER While a lab director can get done the things that he regards as important, he has the more important... BURTON RICHTER Take away those 13 extra turnovers we made (compared to Summit's 24)) and it could have been a diffe... DALLAS RICHTER We surprised a lot of people. It's starting to sink in with the girls and the community. The town is... DALLAS RICHTER Kadoka is very good on defense and switches it up quite a bit. DALLAS RICHTER You get down like that and they keep coming at you. You can't get a breath of air. You never feel co... DALLAS RICHTER We knew coming into the game that their defense was going to be right up into our face. You can't le... DALLAS RICHTER The best thing about tournaments starting is, we've been the underdogs. We didn't have that good a r... DALLAS RICHTER I have always been structured. What has changed is the proportions. Now it is eight hours of paperwo... GERHARD RICHTER When I begin, theoretically and practically I can smear anything I want on the canvas. Then there... GERHARD RICHTER Great second half. If you look at the details and you see they only got three field goals in the sec... FRED RICHTER They took a major step in the maturation process tonight. We didn't defend anyone in the first half.... FRED RICHTER I think they're coming together at times. We still don't seem to have enough energy for two 20-minut... FRED RICHTER We really only had a couple of places where I didn't like the way we defended. We rebounded well aga... FRED RICHTER She keyed the comeback in the second half. FRED RICHTER To talk about paintings is not only difficult but perhaps pointless too. You can only express in wor... GERHARD RICHTER Is the sky falling? No. It's maybe drooping a bit. BURTON RICHTER As accelerators reach higher and higher energies, we may need a new Standard Model, or, at least, to... BURTON RICHTER Iran wants to join the group of countries that want to know about the biggest things, like space. BURTON RICHTER Politics is a lot tougher than physics. BURTON RICHTER I got no thrill from solving an integral equation, but I did get a thrill from building an exotic pi... BURTON RICHTER Theorists can create all sorts of theories which go beyond the Standard Model. But there's not o... BURTON RICHTER Total failure isn't something I want to spend a lot of time envisioning. I'm pretty sure I&#... BURTON RICHTER In 1960, I married Laurose Becker. We have two children: Elizabeth, born in 1961, and Matthew, born ... BURTON RICHTER What we're really after is trying to understand what's in the mind of God. BURTON RICHTER For nuclear power to have a future, we'll either need more Yucca Mountains or a way to decrease ... BURTON RICHTER What I found was that I thoroughly enjoyed the plumbing of experiment. BURTON RICHTER A series of failures may culminate in the best possible result. GISELA RICHTER The Awakening Land" p615CONRAD RICHTER It will be hit and miss. SKIP RICHTER Of course, a movie is in constant flux. W. D. RICHTER Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships? W. D. 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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all... 
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside ... 
Who is your favorite character in the series? Or...if that's too hard, why do you like each one and ... 
How funny are dogs? 
Where’s the ice cream?”
He was the firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton eight times over... 
Green grass breaks through snow,
You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you. 
It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn." 
Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. "No, sh... 
I didn’t know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. 
At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earne... 
I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom... 
I didn't know where this stuff was coming from - all of a sudden I was a little magickal sprite, bon... 
He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. 
Do yourself a favor,' I said. "Forget it. Forget you ever saw me."
For shit’s sake, it wasn’t like there was a twelve-step for being the Scribe Virgin’s kid:
Well," said Clary, after a judicious pause, "I guess you wouldn't have taken advantage of her when s... 
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look w... 
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. 
My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. 
I haven't met that many women, human or angelic, who actually like to drive. In my experience they s... 
Even Dad likes it," said Caddy, and her father agreed that he did. In a way. Being a broad-minded, t... 
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e... 
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all ... 
The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." 
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made but in a very narrow field. 
All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enough. There's a whole other world upstairs... 
Caddy came home on Friday evening. Perfectly Harmless Patrick brought her in his battered old car...... 
If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations 
I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD. 
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be goo... 
Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would ... 
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do a... 
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln... 
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They need to understand they have to do something post secondary. Work is inevitable. They have to p... 
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le... 
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. 
Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. 
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A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her. 
Creo que no me equivoco al pensar, querido mío, que naciste justo a mitad del invierno, ¿no es as�... 
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. 
Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court... 
You're boring me. You're doing it wrong. 
Don't wait for extraordinary circumstance to do good; try to use ordinary situations. 
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Nothing is less predictable than the development of an active scientific field. 
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Never write on a subject until you have read yourself full of it. 
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