Playing the stock market is very similar to playing the lottery, except you actually win sometimes at the lottery.

When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie.

It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.

Do you want to feel the breath of the person next to you? Do you want to feel them touching you and rubbing against you? Take public transit.

The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the lesson is, don't worry about ghosts and the stock market and you will be fine.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.