Do you want to feel the breath of the person next to you? Do you want to feel them touching you and rubbing against you? Take public transit.

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.