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Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.


Ilona Andrews

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Morals are like social classes, there are poor and rich people.
EYDEN I. There are two types of poor people, those who are poor together and those who are poor alone. The fi...
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE Only poor people are corrupt. If you don't believe me, just go and ask a rich person.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE When rich people fight wars with one another, poor people are the ones to die.
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE It is the consumers who make poor people rich and rich people poor.
LUDWIG VON MISES A black raven flew past me and landed on the back of the couch.
Roman slapped his hand over his...
ILONA ANDREWS You don't want rich people living off poor people who are selling body parts to stay alive.
GEORGE ANNAS Can someone explain too me why Poor people act like Rich people and Rich people act like their Poor?
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER The Murchisons are honest-to-God-real-foe-rich colored people, and the only people in the world who ...
LORRAINE HANSBERRY Do not really like rich people, as they make us poor people feel dopey and inadequate. Not that we a...
GEORGE SAUNDERS There are two classes of people we meet everyday in life;The rich & the poor.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The economic interests of the rich are being put before poor people and the environment.
CLAUDE MARTIN Fortune comes to people who are rich and it goes out from people who are poor, because positive thin...
NISHI DE SILVA I have seen poor people in rich countries & rich people in poor countries.This means our mentality c...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Rich people have money, poor people have faith.
HELENE LAGERBERG Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor...
DOUGLAS CASEY None of us are rich. It's not like we're some upper class people coming in and helping the poor. We'...
FAITH VOID Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA [W]hat is always overlooked is that although the poor want to be rich, it does not follow that they ...
ELAINE DUNDY Never share rich ideas with poor minds,for they will only devalue them,because the ideas are too ric...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The rich makes things happen for people,but the poor makes things happen for themselves only.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.
ANNE SWETCHINE We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.
ANNE-SOPHIE SWETCHINE We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.
ANNE SOPHIE SWETCHINE If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you...
BOBBY HEENAN Leaders will love to be poor and see their people rich, than to be rich and see their people poor. T...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR The rich are rich in beliefs,but the poor are rich with unbelief.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We are rich only through what we give; and poor only through we refuse and keep.
MADAME SWETCHINE If the nation is rich but people are poor, the country cannot be strong, and society will be unstabl...
ZONG QINGHOU Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep say...
JACK PAAR Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful...
ILONA ANDREWS As long as there are rich people in the world, they will be desirous of distinguishing themselves fr...
JEAN JACQUES ROUSSEAU As long as there are rich people in the world, they will be desirous of distinguishing themselves fr...
JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU Rich men have dreams. Poor men die to make them come true.
GLEN COOK WHEN IT COME TO GIVE ORDERS, REACH PEOPLE LIKE BETTER POOR PEOPLE THAN RICH PEOPLE.
BETA METANI' MARASHI Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the sn...
ILONA ANDREWS Rich People plan for three generations
Poor people plan for Saturday night
GLORIA STEINEM Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep...
JACK PAAR The differences in income between the poor world and the rich world are so great that people have to...
ESTHER DUFLO Rich White Men Don't Care About Poor Black People
GEORGE CARLIN Back in the thirties we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. N...
WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR. Back in the thirties we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. N...
WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR. God wants us to show compassion and understanding toward the unemployed or the poor not because they...
PAUL ZANE PILZER If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something...
BOBBY HEENAN Let him who walks in darkness and no light trust in the name of the Lord and rely on his God
PEOPLE OF CHRIST Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE There are people who have money and people who are rich.
COCO CHANEL There are people who have money and people who are rich.
COCO CHANEL There are people who have money and people who are rich.
COCO GABRIELLE CHANEL People are who they are and, try as you might, you cannot make them be what you want them to be.
LEILA SALES That’s insane! But then, we’re talking about a religious cult here, and cult followers aren’t ...
JENNIFER BOSWORTH The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people.
ANDREW JOHNSON I think that, people are people. That's why the way I treat the lady working in the deli who slices ...
C. JOYBELL C. The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the p...
MARK TWAIN The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hat...
TOM ROBBINS Remembrance of things past is just for the rich. For the poor it only marks the faint traces on the ...
ALBERT CAMUS Unhappy poor people at least have the fantasy that money will make them happy; unhappy rich people d...
DENNIS PRAGER The best loved by God are those that are rich, yet have the humility of the poor, and those that are...
SAADI The best loved by God are those that are rich, yet have the humility of the poor, and those that are...
SA'DI India happens to be a rich country inhabited by very poor people.
MANMOHAN SINGH PEOPLE are experience rich and theory poor. People who are busy doing things ? as opposed to people ...
MALCOLM GLADWELL Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.
ZIG ZIGLAR Cruel people are not only people who kill innocent people with guns. Individuals who steal from gove...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
ILONA ANDREWS Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
ILONA ANDREWS Two hours. More than enough time to kidnap a man. Or to slice his throat, bury him in the forest, an...
ILONA ANDREWS When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have ...
ILONA ANDREWS The trouble is that rich people, well-to-do people, very often don't really know who the poor are; a...
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA Sane is rich and powerful. Insane is wrong and poor and weak. The rich are free, the poor are put in...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON I believe poor people are good people, except the ones that are mean . . .
FANNIE FLAGG They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was n...
TERRY PRATCHETT weird and unusual people are not necessarily weird or unusual, everybody else is just typical..
MOALE FONO Our people are good people; our people are kind people. Pray God some day kind people won't all be p...
JOHN STEINBECK If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
YIDDISH PROVERB If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living
YIDDISH PROVERB Not all slaves are poor, and not all free men are rich.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people
ANDREW JOHNSON Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Socialism has no moral justification whatsoever; poor people are not morally superior to rich people...
BEN SHAPIRO The rich are always advising the poor, but the poor seldom return the compliment.
SIR ARTHUR HELPS The rich are always advising the poor, but the poor seldom return the compliment.
PHILIP STANHOPE, 4TH EARL OF CHESTERFIELD We are rich in hearts, but poor with love.
ANTHONY LICCIONE The rich are richer, and the poor are poorer, in the city than elsewhere; and, as a rule, the greate...
JOSIAH STRONG We want to lead a country where people will be less greedy. Where people will know that the commonwe...
GOODLUCK JONATHAN I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
NORM MACDONALD Globalisation and economy is working against the developing countries and the poor people. Because, ...
DEVASKI Many people are so poor that the only thing they have is money. Cultivate your spiritual growth.
RODOLFO COSTA The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich.
GAVIN ROSSDALE Don't respect people after they told you: Their job title Their position, etc. Just respect everyone...
GOLDEN MASHEGO The joy of being rich;You can show the light to more poor people.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) ... unfools of unbeing ... means quite clearly people who are too stereotyped to be eccentric – pe...
NORMAN FRIEDMAN Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-fo...
BILL GAEDE One of the most interesting social trends of the past 20 years is the rise of residential segregatio...
J. D. VANCE To be rich is important, but to be rich when you are poor is very important.
VIKRANT PARSAI To the poor some businesses are menial,but to the rich all businesses are rich,so long as it serves ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The trouble is that rich people, well-to-do people, very often don't really know who the poor are; a...
MOTHER THERESA I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call ot...
PAUL MCCARTNEY I've always stood on one fact - that all over the world, there are only two things, the Establis...
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"Now you know h...
ILONA ANDREWS The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim sa...
ILONA ANDREWS My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
I raised my chin at him. “If you tried...
ILONA ANDREWS This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of ...
ILONA ANDREWS Look, he isn’t even concerned.”
I poured the tea. “He’s concerned, Mother. He just does...
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"We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in...
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"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt p...
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ILONA ANDREWS Well, shit," Dobe said. "I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its hou...
ILONA ANDREWS Congratulations," he said, his voice dry. "You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble a...
ILONA ANDREWS The judge's massive eyebrows crept up. "Kaldar. Are you the one speaking for the plaintiff today?" <...
ILONA ANDREWS Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
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ILONA ANDREWS She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"
He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
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ILONA ANDREWS You say the sweetest things. And that spaghetti perfume you're wearing is to die for. No hobo could ...
ILONA ANDREWS He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable,...
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ILONA ANDREWS Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-t...
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For some odd reaso...
ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
ILONA ANDREWS The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ...
ILONA ANDREWS Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods....
ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
ILONA ANDREWS My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
ILONA ANDREWS I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
ILONA ANDREWS I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
ILONA ANDREWS You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
ILONA ANDREWS Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
ILONA ANDREWS Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
ILONA ANDREWS Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
ILONA ANDREWS My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
ILONA ANDREWS Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
ILONA ANDREWS The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
ILONA ANDREWS At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
ILONA ANDREWS Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
ILONA ANDREWS Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
ILONA ANDREWS I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
ILONA ANDREWS Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
ILONA ANDREWS You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
ILONA ANDREWS