Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

Showing cats is addictive. All you need is one rosette and you're hooked.

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I find your attempt at levity inappropriate."
"Consider me properly chastised.

You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.