Saiman reached into the trunk and pulled out a pink tulle tutu.
“No.â€
“Yes.â€
“It won’t fit.â€
“Elastic waistband,†Saiman said. “It will fit.†Curran’s grin was pure evil.
“Don’t you dare,†I told him.
“It’s too bad the magic is up,†he said. “I’d take pictures.â€
“Shut up.â€
“Have no fear, Alpha,†Ascanio said. “We’ll tell no one.â€
Kill me, somebody.
Saiman held out the tulle skirt to me.
“Maybe it will work without it.â€
“Don’t be ridiculous.â€
“If I put this on, it will be ridiculous.â€
Saiman waved the pink tutu in front of me. Fine. I snatched it out of his hands and pulled it on over my hips.
Ascanio collapsed into a moaning heap of laughter.
“Now what?â€
“Move around onstage. It would help if you danced.â€
Curran was dying. That was the only rational explanation for the noises coming from his direction.
— Ilona Andrews
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