Need I point out that, despite the old saw about uneasy heads and crowns, it is nevertheless safer to be publicly a king than it is to be a pretender in hiding? A king can usually abdicate to save his neck; a pretender may renounce his pretensions but it makes his neck no safer—less so, in fact; it leaves him naked to his enemies.
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God bless (no harm in blessing) the pretender;
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no proof for the
supernatural, but they
also have no proof
against it. If we ... LEWIS N. ROE He said we were all cooked but we were all right as long as we did not know it. We were all cooked. ... ERNEST HEMINGWAY After Rilke's Letters -- by John VanDyke Wilmerding II this is my letter to a young ... RAINER MARIA RILKE Yes, their reasons are overwhelming. They are as big as hope and as deep as revolt. They are the rea... ALBERT CAMUS …A city deprived of everything, devoid of light and devoid of heat, starved, and still not crushed... ALBERT CAMUS Words always take on the color of the deeds or sacrifices they evoke. ALBERT CAMUS No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It we... TESSA DARE Atticus---" ...said Jem bleakly. "How could they do it, how could they?" "I don't know, but the... HARPER LEE Learn to stand for something in life otherwise you will fall for anything that comes along which is ... EUGINIA HERLIHY We are born different to make a difference. LISA R. REYNOLDS Dreams can change histories and songs can alter destinies. TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out MARK TWAIN Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev... A WALK TO REMEMBER He played a great player in that final match and it was neck and neck the whole way. His demeanor on... MIKE JOHNSON When you give, you will be blessed. When you give, it will be given back to you. CRAIG GROESCHEL To be lazy is stupid, to be a muscle machine is a crazy thing... and how far we go or father we all ... DEYTH BANGER In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. PIERRE DOS UTT So rich a client having suffered such a messy death was an unsettling embarrassment to Captain Haral... CHRISTINA ENGELA When he went to his neck and said, 'I'm done,' I knew we needed to take him out of the game. Hopeful... BRAN ARNSBERG And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, and h... BIBLE Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... CHRISTINA ENGELA Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM His head had swollen to nearly three times its normal size. His neck was the same. It was wider than... JO BROWN There’s no need to sharpen your pencils any more. Even the dull ones can make a mark. ZE FRANK And it was so, when the king saw Esther the queen standing in the court, that she obtained favour in... BIBLE I think he may be a little tired. This is his first year doing it and what's affecting him now is hi... JOHN GIBBONS Daley may be sinking. The hot water has gone from his chest to his neck. DON ROSE As a rule, anyone who can tell a good story can write one, so there really need be no mistake about ... JAMES PAYN Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jump... CHELSEA HANDLER Ivanov: A naive man is a fool. But you women are clever enough to be naive so that it comes out in y... ANTON CHEKHOV He (King) was throwing up a lot Friday night, so I made the decision to sit him out for a match on S... DON COOLEY I was going to make him proud of the man I would become. I was finally going to chart my own course,... EMORY R. FRIE If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV ... JOHN GREEN 22. Faith in God is like believing a man can walk over Niagara Falls on a tightrope while pushing a ... JAMES C. DOBSON The scientific method gives us
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HEINLEIN Customs tell a man who he is, where he belongs, what he must do. Better illogical customs than none;... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Find out what you want to do, then do it. Never talk yourself into doing something you don’t want.... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Television leaves no external scars. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Some people insist that ‘mediocre’ is better than ‘best.’ They delight in clipping wings bec... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Dress yourself in heavy fishing waders, put on an overcoat and boxing gloves and a bucket over your ... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Library science was the foundation of all sciences. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN You can't believe what a lovely planet we have until you see her from outside. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The Mother Thing makes our world. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Everybody else specializes. Daddy knows everything, and he puts the pieces together. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN More depended on the student than on the school. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Mother had the social restraint of an ambassador. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN I needed a space suit the way a pig needs a pipe organ. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN