People usually believe anything that they are told early and often.

Elephants aren't human but they are very nice people.

Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.

Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid).

Property is not the natural and obvious and inevitable concept that most people think it is.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.