I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.

When one teaches, two learn.

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

Human beings hardly ever learn from the experience of others. They learn; when they do, which isn't often, on their own, the hard way.

What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A