TANSTAAFL: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.