Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

Money problems can always be solved by a man not frightened by them.

Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.

When one teaches, two learn.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.