Ellen DeGeneres quote: "My point is, I love gardening as a hobby. Right now in our garden, Portia and I are growing tomatoes, peppers, zucchini, beets, eggplant, basil, and a whole assortment of herbs. It smells nice, it looks nice, and I can't tell you how satisfying it is to be able to host a dinner party and offer my quests the literal fruits of my labor. (As it turns out, these are very different than the fruits of one's loins. At a recent dinner party, I accidently asked Martha Stewart how she was enjoying the fruits of my loins and she nearly choked on her stew.)"

I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we...
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I would love for the world to be happier.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me...
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying i...
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If you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wan...
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The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think peop...
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happe...
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Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens....
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I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I...
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Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
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I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual....
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear a...
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Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should reali...
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It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birt...
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You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and sl...
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Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
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Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
Yes.
Yes.
No.
One time in high school. ELLEN DEGENERES

Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help som...
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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim thr...
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yours...
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So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless y...
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Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all di...
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Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't ev...
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Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also ha...
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Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for brea...
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I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clappin...
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I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and...
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It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neigh...
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What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we ...
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True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is ab...
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when...
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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the c...
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Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if peo...
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If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should u...
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful ...
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is c...
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Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my ...
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The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
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The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anyb...
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the ...
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People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with any...
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and ...
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Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find...
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beauti...
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I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just ...
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We focus so much on our differences, and that is creating, I think, a lot of chaos and negativity an...
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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
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I think everybody should have the same anger towards the injustice that's happening and the hatr...
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I have sadness in me. I have anger in me. I have heartbreak in me.
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Whatever you define family as, family is just a part of belonging to something that takes care of yo...
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We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to ...
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours a...
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If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one...
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the w...
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It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they...
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Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two ...
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I didn't grow up in a house - we moved a lot, and we always lived in apartments. But we looked a...
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Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dia...
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's j...
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
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I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short...
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I love kids. But that's such a big commitment. And it seems long-term. It seems like a commitmen...
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I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about w...
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do...
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. I believe we'r...
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I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'...
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My father was a first reader in the Christian Science Church, which is similar to being a preacher. ...
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy ...
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Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've ...
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I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we d...
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I do have ADD and in real life, I'm all over the place and can hardly focus. If we were talking ...
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I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tabl...
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You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an i...
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When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to...
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You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I thi...
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What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore...
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I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe ...
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain ...
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Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm ...
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The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on...
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. B...
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I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I...
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They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thou...
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was s...
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and ha...
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we d...
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I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had ...
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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been ...
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I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. I...
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For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy...
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I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but lo...
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Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if t...
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most.
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Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the wo...
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People love gossip. It's the biggest thing that keeps the entertainment industry going.
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And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so ...
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"I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. ...
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I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is abo...
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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had...
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its like picking your least favorite color of the rainbow
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal - because I'...
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Our egos tells us we're the only ones that have any kind of feelings. We're the only ones with a rel...
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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And be sure to look for me next month when I host the North Korean Peoples Choice Awards.
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We've quit our agents, let go of our publicist. We're selling our house and leaving town.
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Soap Talk.
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There are a million people who are refugees, ... Life goes on, and if it didn't impact you directly,...
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[I went to a] coffee shop here and the smallest coffee is a tall... "I need a coffee with a side of ...
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I didn't want the Web site to be impersonal and I wanted to interact with people, ... The hammer and...
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"Here's the analogy. If my body were a car, I'd be thinking about trading it in around now. I would ...
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Oh she tripped?....Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running...
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Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on...
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[Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eigh...
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I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like...
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I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of w...
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Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw eve...
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I do fantasize about having my own shop one day.
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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's g...
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.
ELLEN DEGENERES

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. The...
ELLEN DEGENERES

If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one...
ELLEN DEGENERES

...if you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa.
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I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's...
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When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistaken...
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Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'

Ellen: 'No, not unless y...
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My aunt has lost everything, she has nothing. She grabbed four pictures out of her house. She's lost...
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My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not. But I believe in God, and th...
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises." ELLEN DEGENERES

"I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just lik...
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I'm probably the most honest person you'll ever meet - to a fault, like, I-will-hurt-your-fe...
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Hosting the Oscars is pretty much the scariest thing you can do. To me, this is right up there with ...
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I would say 'no'! It's such a thankless job. If you do great, nobody mentions it. If you don't, ever...
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I think I let go of the need for approval,
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I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used t...
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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get o...
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"I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, ...
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincid...
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"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all ...
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Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called ...
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me be...
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The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and...
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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had...
ELLEN DEGENERES

Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.
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That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
ELLEN DEGENERES

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
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I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and list...
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[• Ellen DeGeneres , who was praised for her graceful performance as host of the Emmy Awards that ...
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We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
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I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that's their job and they have to...
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"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my g...
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Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not...
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
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Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I...
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It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.
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Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w...
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I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
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Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ...
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The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
ELLEN DEGENERES

It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
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I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re...
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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year...
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Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
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New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
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I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w...
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ...
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
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The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
ELLEN DEGENERES

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo...
ELLEN DEGENERES

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES

Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES

I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
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I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov...
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I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
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