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Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.


Josh Lanyon

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OSCAR WILDE I've never outgrown my childhood.
DAVID MCCALLUM Religion is a distraction from true education.
RICHARD DAWKINS The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.
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FRANCOISE SAGAN Of course the illusion of art is to make one believe that great literature is very close to life, bu...
F. SAGAN Society is an illusion built on the premise of "true" lies and counterproductive traditions.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER The stories of childhood leave an indelible impression, and their author always has a niche in the t...
HOWARD PYLE Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis
SIGMUND FREUD Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinct...
SIGMUND FREUD Whatever is a reality today, whatever you touch and believe in and that seems real for you today, is...
LUIGI PIRANDELLO Whatever is a reality today, whatever you touch and believe in and that seems real for you today, i...
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LUIGI PIRANDELLO Not only is society unforgiving in nature, it is an illusion in itself. Do not believe the mainstrea...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER Conscientious stupidity is a religion for most. Many will deny it, but it's those same people that f...
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WILLIAM FAULKNER Ive found the true meaning of love, when I laid my heart in your hands
MARIE CHAIDEZ Whatever I learned,
Whatever I knew,
Seems like those faded years of childhood that flew,<...
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JULIAN CASTRO Early childhood education is the key to the betterment of society.
MARIA MONTESSORI Privacy seems not an illusion for those
who want to believe in secrecy principle.
TOBA BETA It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it.
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who has lost it.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM The law of causality, I believe, like much that passes muster among philosophers, is a relic of a by...
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DEBRA CROWN LPC-S LCDC Limits, like fear, is often an illusion.
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TIM KAINE The most important part of education is proper training in the nursery.
PLATO Religion provides the only story that is fundamentally consoling in the face of the worst possible e...
SAM HARRIS A significant section of our population is struggling. We need to sow the seeds of encouragement for...
BERNIE THOMAS Studies have proven that early childhood education returns to society as much as $12 for every dolla...
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DR. MATHIVANAN VELUMANI I dont believe in luck. Ive only ever felt lucky finding God and even that was not by chance.
MEG NEZAJ Though it is very important for man as an individual that his religion should be true, that is not t...
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LAWRENCE WELK I believe that freedom of speech and freedom of religion go hand-in-hand in America.
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NOBUO UEMATSU Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.
EARL OF CHESTERFIELD Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT Finding that no religion is based on facts and cannot be true, I began to reflect what must be the c...
ROBERT OWEN Finding that no religion is based on facts and cannot be true, I began to reflect what must be the c...
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JECON B. NADELA We've sort of outgrown that bar.
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BARRY LYNN Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
LILY TOMLIN I have outgrown my tendency to fill my mind with self-doubt and insecurity. I have outgrown trying t...
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LIV TYLER Intelligence plus character-that is the goal of true education.
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CAROLINE KNAPP The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically... Intelligen...
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MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I have outgrown people who conveniently disappear whenever life gets a little dark. I have outgrown ...
CHANDA KAUSHIK The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
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AYN RAND Learning is an illusion, time to time it gives us an impression that we know everything, it make us ...
SHAHENSHAH HAFEEZ KHAN Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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SHAKIRA But it is doubtless true, and evident from [the] Scriptures, that the essence of all true religion l...
JONATHAN EDWARDS Seth gave her that: a private space to believe in the illusion of normalcy.
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JULIAN BARNES Contrary to the rumor spreading that has True Religion missing first-quarter guidance, we believe it...
BRAD STEPHENS I believe we owe our young an education that captures the exhilarating drama of science.
BRIAN GREENE The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY The tendency to gather and to breed philosophers in universities does not belong to ages of free and...
GEORGE SANTAYANA The secret to film is that it's an illusion.
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J. B. PRITZKER I can see how, with enough false education, enough widespread illusion and error, men can, while rem...
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DANIEL GILBERT I have outgrown many things. I have outgrown relatives who gladly offer criticism but not support. I...
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JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
JOSH BILLINGS A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
JOSH BILLINGS It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge...
JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
JOSH BILLINGS There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en...
JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ...
JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect.
JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in...
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ...
JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy...
JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
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