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Guy was saying, “What the hell is it about you that attracts murder and mayhem?"

"Something in my body language?"

He groaned. “That was bad—even for you.


Josh Lanyon

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I want to write something
so simply
about love
or about pain
that even
...
MARY OLIVER You can't just decide to be happy."

"No, you can't. But you can sure as hell decide to be...
LEV GROSSMAN What's up?" I asked.

You tell me," he said. "You were the one about ready to start making...
RICHELLE MEAD No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you kno...
CHARLOTTE BRONTë What was that you were saying just before the food arrived? Something about me...no competition...be...
SUZANNE COLLINS Two of us in this room, Ace, two keycards," he said and my eyes went to him. When they did, he jerke...
KRISTEN ASHLEY And I find myself saying, “It wasn’t really about her.” And finding it’s true.

Wh...
DAVID LEVITHAN Adam thinks that you two are in an argument."
My body zinged into alert mode. My mind didn't kn...
JENNIFER ECHOLS Nothing before you counts," he said. "And I can't even imagine an after."

She shook her ...
RAINBOW ROWELL There was something wrong with me.

The human body doesn’t want to get hurt. We’re pro...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Do you think…"
He raised his eyebrows. "Do I think what?"
"That Valentine might have dro...
CASSANDRA CLARE Josh, you saw him," Tally says, "What did he look like? Did he look nice?"

"He looked lik...
SEVENTHSWAN I was mistaken
when I said you
live in my heart.
How absurd I was
when you l...
KAMAND KOJOURI You will lose what you value most...

It hadn't been me that Rhonda was talking about. It ...
RICHELLE MEAD Is it a very wicked place?" I asked, more for the sake of saying something than for information.
CHARLES DICKENS Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?"
"That's deja vu, and I hate you right n...
RACHEL CAINE What about San Francisco?"
"What about it?"
"Did you like it?"
She shrugged. "It was ...
ARMISTEAD MAUPIN I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, th...
EMMA CHASE What you should really be sorry for," he continued, "is that for the rest of my life, I'll have to a...
LISA KLEYPAS I love you.”

I stared stupidly at him. Was he joking again, reciting another line from ...
JENNIFER ECHOLS What is this love
that makes me see beauty,
and makes every beautiful thing
bring yo...
KAMAND KOJOURI What the hell," I said, pushing off the wall, ready to take off the head of whatever stupid salesper...
SARAH DESSEN Did you see that guy in the back, from the radio station?’

His smile is a jar full of ...
HILARY T. SMITH Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together."
What?"
Oh, nothing. Ju...
JOHN GREEN We are both preachers. He preached the teaching of Jesus Christ, and I preached my philosophy.
...
KHALIL AL-SAKAKINI Bad answers for employment questions:

Employer: I see here that you worked for the state ...
NEIL LECKMAN I don’t have any fancy story,
about the way we fell in love.
It was that one awkward mov...
JASLEEN KAUR GUMBER Are you done eating that?"
"What?"
"You shouldn't finish that, Dad's gonna want some." JESSE ANDREWS And besides, we’re not really all that different. Although I think I’m a little more . . . ” JILL SHALVIS He sipped again, more deeply. “Is this an interrogation, Lieutenant?” It was the smile in his vo...
J.D. ROBB Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck."
J.R. WARD Was it really that simple? Choosing a life? ...
Maybe you don't fall in love. Maybe you jump. <...
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN Sometimes something that you've been asking for
It's just something that you could not see befo...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Well,
sometimes if something is really important to you, it
gets stuck in your body,” he...
PRISCILLA GLENN Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"

"Slept with him?"
DANI ALEXANDER I’ve been telling you that you should hire Warren.”

“Nat, I’m not going to hire W...
JOSH LANYON On building homes for fallen angels:

When I was small - I sought a home,
a place to ...
WILL ADVISE And what is hell? Can you tell me that?”
“A pit full of fire.”
“And should you lik...
CHARLOTTE BRONTë It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Sarcasm?”

“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. T...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "...
BRIDGET ZINN For God’s sake. Don’t do that.”

“Don’t do what?”

“Smile.” TESSA DARE WHAT WAS TOLD, THAT

What was said to the rose that made it open was said to me here in my...
COLEMAN BARKS I hear you've been with every Rephaite in a skirt.'
Crap. Where did that come from?
'Who t...
PAULA WESTON You see, Squirt, there's heaven, and then there's hell. Hell is where they send all the bad people, ...
BROOKE DAVIS You approve?" I asked, spinning around.

He slipped an arm around my waist. "Unfortunately...
RICHELLE MEAD You sound worked up. Really worked up. No, that's not it. You sound agitated...flustered...aroused."...
BECCA FITZPATRICK On thinking about Hell, I gather
My brother Shelley found it was a place
Much like the cit...
BERTOLT BRECHT It's beautiful," said Mort softly. "What is it?"

THE SUN IS UNDER THE DISC, said Death. TERRY PRATCHETT Right now, he crosses his arms and frowns at me.

“Is it true you almost drowned Roamer...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES You're dead," I repeated. "So why are you in my dream?"
He raised the bill of his olive drab ba...
RACHEL CAINE but my dad said it was no excuse.
"But I love him!" I had never seen my sister cry that much. STEPHEN CHBOSKY My dear it was a moment
to clutch at for a moment
so that you may beleve in it
and belie...
ANNE SEXTON V was half way down the hall when he heard a yelp. He hightailed it back, barging through the door. ...
J.R. WARD On Love"

For even as love crowns you, so shall he crucify you.

Even as he is...
KAHIIL GIBRAN My friend once told me
she liked this guy because of his hands
And I found it absurd that ...
CAROL SHLYAKHOVA Eve: What is it about asking you Catholic questions that gets you all jumpy?

Roarke: You'...
J.D. ROBB Which one are you?" I whispered.
"What?" he asked.
"Are you the good guy, the sweet guy ...
KRISTEN ASHLEY [Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder."
[Stephanie] "I'm rattled....
JANET EVANOVICH What are you doing?" she asked.

Grimacing, he considered returning his mouth to hers and ...
LORRAINE HEATH I don't balance you like you need."
"What the hell does that mean?" he exclaimed.
My heart...
RICHELLE MEAD Is it possible?” He could have sworn she was teasing. She shouldn’t have the energy for that. CAROLYN JEWEL -And I'm sorry too.
-For what?
-For calling you an asshole doctor.
-That's okay.
ASTRID AMARA He was footprints in the snow.

Not all loves are meant to last.
Some are meant to gr...
JACQUELINE SIMON GUNN And then what are your plans?”
Annwyl frowned. “My plans?”
“Yes. Your plans. You...
G.A. AIKEN I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite upfr...
TYLER KNOTT GREGSON The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying.
It was:
'What do you think I am, stup...
IDRIES SHAH People always ask me
"Son what does it take
To reach out and touch your dreams?"
To t...
TIM MCGRAW The entire hospital seemed to go still, watching and waiting, and what the hell was up with Sin and ...
LARISSA IONE Chris:I forgive you.
Annie: For killing my children and my sweet husband?
Chris: For being...
RICHARD MATHESON The Prodigal Son

They gave the deep end of their heart--a hue of crimson red,
SHANNON L. ALDER I stole a bit of a chopped vegetable and was about to put it in my mouth when Jae’s long fingers c...
RHYS FORD He gave a hard smile and the oxygen in my lungs evaporated. “We
both know I’m not a gentlem...
CATE TIERNAN You are real," she said to herself.

"Aye." His voice was deep and resonant, a caress in h...
J.R. WARD My dad said to me a few years ago: "There's no harm in thinking." We were talking about Crazy Uncle ...
MARIAH FREDERICKS How is it
that there was never you
until there was
and then all was you?
KAMAND KOJOURI This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all
the run...
KRESLEY COLE He started to dance. And all at once, because Cole was dancing, I was dancing. And this Cole was eve...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Was that me? Yes it was. Was that him? No it wasn't..
Just a trick of the woods!
Just ...
STEPHEN SONDHEIM AAAAIIIE!

You're the guy with the things, and the thing that does that thing, and then yo...
HOWARD TAYLER Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And ...
DOROTHY PARKER Your name?"The movements of the man's mouth didn't quite match what he was saying, so seeing him spe...
ANTHONY HOROWITZ How would you like it if I said to you, 'It kills me to say this, but you're actually a tiny bit bea...
MELINA MARCHETTA There is still one of which you never speak.'

Marco Polo bowed his head.

'Veni...
ITALO CALVINO Once, when I was young and true.
Someone left me sad -
Broke my brittle heart in two;
DOROTHY PARKER Noel ducked to the lower cabinets – a percussion of pots and pans clanged into each other.
<...
DEVON ASHLEY Are you going to give a speech?' she asked gaily.

He gave a choked laugh. 'Of course not,...
CHARLES FINCH COMING FORTH INTO THE LIGHT

I was born the day
I thought:
What is?
What wa...
SUZY KASSEM You wanted to live," he says.

"You say that like it's a good thing. A virtue."

STEPHANIE KUEHN Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE JOSS WHEDON So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"

"That's right. My mother's folks are from Kil...
EOIN COLFER What are you doing?" Damen's breath
was shaky.

"What am I doing? You are not very C.S. PACAT Are you?" I said. "Gay, I mean?"

-

I hoped he wasn't offended by my asking, b...
BRENT HARTINGER Daniel, he said. I would have you follow me.

Master!....I will fight for you to the end!....
ELIZABETH GEORGE SPEARE May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.

I smile...
JOHN GREEN I can’t imagine Josh falling for someone vanilla.
Not that Josh would ever fall for me.
...
STEPHANIE PERKINS Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat.
“Victory or...
ALLISON PANG Feeling bad is not the problem.
The problem is that we feel bad about feeling bad.

O...
ERIC MICHA'EL LEVENTHAL Even when I was a very young man,
I was looking for the purpose of life;
I was looking fo...
DEBASISH MRIDHA St. Clair waggles his eyebrows at Josh, but the moment he sees that I've caught him, his expression ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS Buckley followed the three of them into the kitchen and asked, as he had at least once a day, “Whe...
ALICE SEBOLD

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JOSH LANYON Why can't you say it?" I hardened my voice. "Because I'm telling you, you never have. I'd hav...
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JOSH LANYON And yet, even as I made these plans, there was a small dismayed corner of my heart. Like those stupi...
JOSH LANYON She didn‟t look like the athletic type to me.”

“Maybe Nemov carried her. He looked...
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JOSH LANYON I do not want this cat. No, Nat. Not in a hat. Not in my flat. Not in the store, not anymore, just o...
JOSH LANYON See! He likes you,” Natalie said triumphantly.

I stared down at the scrawny scrap of fu...
JOSH LANYON 'Adult life is a series of compromises, Adrien.'

'Yeah, only you're negotiating with th...
JOSH LANYON So you're like a ... an amateur sleuth?"

"God no. I'm more like the hapless guys in those...
JOSH LANYON 'Darling, you have to come home,' she started in as soon as I answered. 'You cannot possibly want t...
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JOSH LANYON 'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?'

I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'I...
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JOSH LANYON I gave a helpless laugh. “Damned if I know. I think…we seem to have reached impasse.
I feel...
JOSH LANYON 'You know what I thought the first time I saw you?'

'No.'

'Point of no retu...
JOSH LANYON I’ve been telling you that you should hire Warren.”

“Nat, I’m not going to hire W...
JOSH LANYON He said you were on the scene when that Laurel Canyon homicide went down.”

“I’m luc...
JOSH LANYON Natalie said, “That detective in charge of the case: is he your Jake?”

My mout...
JOSH LANYON She shrugged another plump shoulder. “I never listened to Porter when he got going.”

...
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JOSH LANYON It means I know you, Adrien with an e, and I know you get reckless when you're impatient. You...
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JOSH LANYON He was breathing, which is always a good sign.
As gently as I could I picked him up, placed him...
JOSH LANYON The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers."

"Hey ther...
JOSH LANYON And I thought maybe I didn't need to worry about my heart anymore because it had stopped beating a c...
JOSH LANYON I noticed you right away.” She gave me an approving look. “I like quiet, polite men. And men who...
JOSH LANYON Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, “I still dream about you.”

“...
JOSH LANYON I thought again how odd it was to be on formal terms with someone you had once permitted to lick you...
JOSH LANYON I love you," Jake whispered. "Are you strong enough for this?"
I made myself comfortable. Said ...
JOSH LANYON Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stone...
JOSH LANYON Snowden said carefully, 'I've been unable to get in touch with the person I thought might know about...
JOSH LANYON It’s more believable that a cop would get involved in solving these murders. I mean, you’re talk...
JOSH LANYON I thought they expected you to be controversial at UCLA?”
“I believe the Board of Regents ...
JOSH LANYON Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown afte...
JOSH LANYON He was right. I knew the score. He’d never pretended it was other than it was--whatever the hell t...
JOSH LANYON I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straig...
JOSH LANYON A Pause followed my greeting.

Then, 'We're watching you,' whispered the voice on the oth...
JOSH LANYON I know that asshole you were with in college --”
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JOSH LANYON There's an overemphasis on momentum, which hasn't been great, and that's obscuring what is the long-...
MARK LANYON My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's ...
JOSH TURNER I didn't have any expectations of what my family life would end up being like. But I've been...
JOSH TURNER My manager came up with the idea of taking a Pro Tool rig out on the road to record every night and ...
JOSH TURNER It's hard sometimes to capture magic when it comes to live records.
JOSH TURNER I didn't rebel in the way a lot of people do.
JOSH TURNER To think that my heart and my words and my music saved somebody's life, it takes a while to just...
JOSH TURNER I've never had the patience of a teacher.
JOSH TURNER Raising three boys is a huge responsibility for me, especially in this day and time when I look arou...
JOSH TURNER When I first started out in this business, it was easy because nobody wanted anything from me. But n...
JOSH TURNER In today's time, writing stuff that actually happened is touch-and-go, because you don't wan...
JOSH TURNER The coolest gift I've ever gotten from a fan was from the Franklin Mint. It was a knife, and it ...
JOSH TURNER One of my favorite places is Seattle. Growing up, I never thought I'd be able to go to Seattle. ...
JOSH TURNER Not only am I trying to be a daddy, but also a friend, not be the old fogey that's slowing every...
JOSH TURNER What I did to celebrate was I went home to my 535-square-foot apartment by myself and ate supper by ...
JOSH TURNER I love deeply, and when it comes to singing love songs and something that I have no problem doing, I...
JOSH TURNER I feel like the live record thing is something that I've been getting used to as the years go by...
JOSH TURNER We all have those days when you feel like you're against the world, every little thing goes wron...
JOSH TURNER My dream was to go to Nashville. I had my sights set on my dream. I used to have an '89 Toyota F...
JOSH TURNER I've found throughout the years that I needed a place where I can go with no TV, no computer, no...
JOSH TURNER I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules...
JOSH TURNER I'm a sinner just like everybody else and I have my faults and I've been through my dark tim...
JOSH TURNER You have to take time and make time for each other. My current single 'Time Is Love' gives a...
JOSH TURNER I'm thankful to have Jesus as my Savior. My relationship with God has always been one to where I...
JOSH TURNER I grew up around people that enjoyed life day to day and found pleasure in simple things.
JOSH TURNER Religion is interesting because it brings out the best and the worst in humanity. It can be a source...
JOSH GAD It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there be...
JOSH BOWMAN Why don't the names of Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius offend people? The reason is that these other...
JOSH MCDOWELL My workout regimen at the moment is nonexistent. I wake up in the morning and brush my teeth. My too...
JOSH BOWMAN Despite everything I've been through, despite being a kid with a spotty background, the Clevelan...
JOSH GORDON I have let down many in Cleveland - my Browns teammates, our hard-working coaching staff, the team&#...
JOSH GORDON I see myself in a Cleveland Browns uniform and a return for Josh Gordon. Hopefully this time, the bi...
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JOSH MCDOWELL Your job, as a head coach and general manager, is to listen and not bypass any opportunity to help y...
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JOSH GAD It's just cool to me that Bon Jovi knows my name!
JOSH HOPKINS Occasions are rare; and those who know how to seize upon them are rarer.
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JOSH PECK Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.
JOSH BILLINGS To write a story about New York that only deals with people in your age and socioeconomic bracket, t...
JOSH RADNOR I always worked pretty steadily. But maybe out of some kind of fear, I put the brakes on letting mys...
JOSH PAIS But I think what Liam said just kind of hit it spot on, that the people in the capital are brainwash...
JOSH HUTCHERSON For me, in the third book, when Peeta gets brainwashed by the Capitol, that's going to be fun to...
JOSH HUTCHERSON Boots, bushes, gardens, storefronts, buildings, streets, and stars. Why, she would have had to re-cr...
JOSH MALERMAN Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind o...
JOSH HOMME Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.
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JOSH BILLINGS If it wasn't for faith, there would be no living in this world; we couldn't even eat hash with any s...
JOSH BILLINGS Just because you know stuff doesn't mean you are smart... You have to know how to use that informati...
JOSH KELLER A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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JOSH STERN Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

I tell my dat...
JOSH STERN Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
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JOSH BILLINGS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.
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JOSH BILLINGS Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corr...
JOSH BILLINGS A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
JOSH BILLINGS If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectac...
JOSH BILLINGS Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he m...
JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
JOSH BILLINGS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
JOSH BILLINGS Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethe...
JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to...
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.
JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
JOSH BILLINGS The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable...
JOSH BILLINGS To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.
JOSH BILLINGS I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
JOSH BILLINGS As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.
JOSH BILLINGS If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any sa...
JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships.
JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to...
JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
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JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
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JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ...
JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
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JOSH BILLINGS The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
JOSH BILLINGS The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
JOSH BILLINGS There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
JOSH BILLINGS It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter he...
JOSH BILLINGS It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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JOSH BILLINGS Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
JOSH BILLINGS The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ...
JOSH BILLINGS Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
JOSH BILLINGS Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
JOSH BILLINGS There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.
JOSH BILLINGS Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
JOSH BILLINGS Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t...
JOSH BILLINGS There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ...
JOSH BILLINGS Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
JOSH BILLINGS Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
JOSH BILLINGS There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
JOSH BILLINGS One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am ...
JOSH BILLINGS There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
JOSH BILLINGS A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
JOSH BILLINGS When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
JOSH BILLINGS The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.
JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
JOSH BILLINGS A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
JOSH BILLINGS It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge...
JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
JOSH BILLINGS There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en...
JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ...
JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect.
JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in...
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ...
JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy...
JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
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