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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Ronnie Shakes
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The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
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About Life
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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
— Ronnie Shakes
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
— Ronnie Shakes
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
— Ronnie Shakes