I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.