The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the TV.
3.Throw lemons at life.
4.Force life to make lemonade for you.
5.Drink the lemonade.