True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.