It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.