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I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!


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have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.
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M. C. GAINEY Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: ...
LEWIS CARROLL O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper. I would not be mad.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I loved making you mad," he says to me, his eyes wicked. "I love making you mad.
TAHEREH MAFI 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Ca...
LEWIS CARROLL But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat...
LEWIS CARROLL Mad Cows and Mad Pigs and Mad Fish say it is not 'you are what you eat' but that we become whom we e...
O ANNA NIEMUS i'm going mad, i told myself. let me not be mad.
IAN MCEWAN But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said t...
LEWIS CARROLL Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the be...
CRYSTAL WOODS The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?"
Alice: "Yes..."
The Mad Hatter: "We haven't an...
LEWIS CARROLL They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.
NATHANIEL LEE A mad who knows that he is mad is not fully mad!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN He'sh mad?"
"Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money."
"Ah, then he can’t be mad. I've b...
TERRY PRATCHETT 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the...
LEWIS CARROLL Our players are mad, ... but it's good mad.
NANCY LOPEZ Some say that you should turn your face from the light of the moon. They say it makes you mad.
...
DAVID ALMOND We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made fr...
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MAD MAGAZINE Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.
MAD-D Youth is a disease but it's curable and passes quickly.
NICK MAD (Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and...
MAD MAGAZINE Are you still mad at me?"
"Yes."
"I'll go back to sleep, then."
"Good.
E.L. JAMES i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Our players are mad, but it's good mad.
NANCY LOPEZ i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore.
DAVY JONES Why are you mad at me?
FRANK HERBERT Yeah, that made me mad.
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LEWIS CARROLL But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We'r...
LEWIS CARROLL I will speak of love
until you go mad
and join me
in my mad worship
of love.
KAMAND KOJOURI Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE During the crusades all were religious mad, and now all are mad for want of it.
J. G. STEDMAN During the crusades all were religious mad, and now all are mad for want of it.
CAPTAIN J. G. STEDMAN If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.
SHANNON HALE You have to be mad in the language you're mad in.
CHRIS CRUTCHER If you think you're mad as me, close your mouth and talk.
NERRYMIAH SCIPIO Rincewind rather enjoyed times like this. They convinced him that he wasn’t mad because, if he was...
TERRY PRATCHETT I was mad, real mad that he called stalling, and I just wanted to win.
RAY WILLETTE I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always ...
DICK CAVETT One would go mad if one took the Bible seriously; but to take it seriously one must be already mad.
ALEISTER CROWLEY makes me so mad.
OPRAH WINFREY Don't get mad. Get everything!
IVANA TRUMP Mad About You.
BRENT SPINER I'm mad for satin.
MANOLO BLAHNIK I love you.’ ‘You’re mad!’ ‘That I am. But I still love you.
AMISH TRIPATHI You have certain writing tools but generally creating something from nothing makes one quite mad and...
BARRY MANN Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
DOUGLAS ADAMS Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad - because inside every madman sits a little sane...
GRAHAM SWIFT It makes me so mad. It makes me mad. This should not have happened. This should not have happened.
OPRAH WINFREY Foe means enemy. Now, will we have differences of opinion with the Russians? Yes. Will they get mad ...
COLIN POWELL They call me mad, while they are all mad themselves. [Lat., Hei mihi, insanire me ajunt, ultro cum...
PLAUTUS (TITUS MACCIUS PLAUTUS) My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad...
LEE RYAN Now this is the point. You fancy me a mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You sho...
EDGAR ALLAN POE The only people for me are the mad ones: the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,...
JACK KEROUAC It is ridiculous - like a mad whirlwind... it's mad that I'm so famous.
AMY JACKSON I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.
ANACREON I didn't want to get mad. I've been mad all week. Grumpy, nervous.
BRUCE WEBER That definitely [ticked] me off. I was mad. It got me going.
KYLE REILLY I love you all, but you're all f*****g mad!
OZZY OSBOURNE In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
AKIRA KUROSAWA In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
AKIRO KUROSAWA In a mad world only the mad are sane.
AKIRA KUROSAWA If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must ...
ALEISTER CROWLEY But his soul was mad. Being alone in the wilderness, it had looked within itself and, by heavens I t...
JOSEPH CONRAD I' ve been shot five times but im still breathing living proof there a god if you need a reason.
TUPAC SHAKUR I have a long list of things that make me mad.
DICK CAVETT He was mad at me that I hadn't done his laundry.
TIM LANGENDERFER Jerry was a strong person, but a real gentle person at the same time. He was slow to get mad, but if...
JOHN PORTER If you care about something enough, it’s going to make you cry. But you have to use it. Use your t...
SHERMAN ALEXIE I am not mad because I'm a woman... I'm mad because you're an asshole.
MARGARET ATWOOD People say I am mad. I am not mad. I am trying to heal my soul.
ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll te...
ALICE IN WONDERLAND But for what purpose was the earth formed?" asked Candide. "To drive us mad," replied Martin.
VOLTAIRE He was mad, but he told me good luck and that he understands.
ALEX KUBE I find all that slightly destructive but mad love alluring.
SIENNA MILLER I hate alarms. If they go off I get really tetchy. I hate them. They just get me going, I'm hype...
KIRSTY GALLACHER And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that...
LEWIS CARROLL I'm not mad if people call me the modern-day Liz Taylor,
JENNIFER LOPEZ The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,...
JACK KEROUAC They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my...
KAHLIL GIBRAN Now when I do see the flag, I don't even get mad,
DENNIS NORTHCUTT Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad. [Lat., O major tandem parcas, in...
HORACE (QUINTUS HORATIUS FLACCUS) It is not that the world has gone mad it is only us.
ANDONI GARCIA She would be so mad at me.
ALYSSA VANDERVEUR Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
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DR. SHAILESH THAKER That scared me. But he does so much for us, playing almost 40 minutes, that you can't be mad.
JOSH DOLLARD I'm mad about that,
BRENDA WATSON Everyone says she’s mad.’
‘How do they know?’ I asked.
‘Because she’s differen...
RUSKIN BOND Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.
BLAISE PASCAL Everybody's at the point now where they're getting mad,
JOE RANDA I teach that all men are mad.
HORACE He is mad about being small when you were big, but no, that's not it, he is mad about being helpless...
DONALD BARTHELME It was mostly that Sandwich kept doing a bunch of stupid things and made me mad. When I'm mad, I pla...
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