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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.


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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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CHARLES OLSON They've got the whole package working.
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GARY F EVANS... There is a very old saying that says, "Strike the iron when its hot". So start working on the idea w...
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WILLIAM FAULKNER You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Netscape was able to get the government working on its behalf.
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DARIAN GRUBB Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS He's truly a renaissance individual for our times, ... I've likened him to a Will Rogers voice in Co...
FRANK CULLEN When the government mandates that everyone must buy a product, its sellers can, and will, increase i...
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ROSA PARKS I, for one, will remain constantly vigilant of a government that admits its transgressions of libert...
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LOUIS D. BRANDEIS Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill it teaches the whole people b...
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH Changing the world is not easy, but its pursuit will change you profoundly.
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RICHARD CURTIS The coming 48 hours will be a test for the Israeli government to implement its commitments.
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MAHALIA JACKSON It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thin...
MAHALIA JACKSON Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
SARAH SILVERMAN The whole art of government consists in the art of being honest.
THOMAS JEFFERSON I just never fantasized about Mr. Rogers, but I like his whole vibe.
CATHERINE KEENER When the U.S. Government shows a proper appreciation of the services of the Negro who has never fail...
FRANCIS J. GRIMKE Its easy to be an angel when you are in heaven.
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NEIL DIAMOND All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government wisely acting ...
JESSE VENTURA Our government teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it...
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SIMON HOGGART When friends stop being frank and useful to each other, the whole world loses some of its radiance.
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ORISON SWETT MARDEN When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I k...
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LAWRENCE LESSIG Every wise, just, and mild government, by rendering the condition of its subjects easy and secure, w...
DAVID HUME Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
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GENE BARBER Obviously, what we had wasn't working and the girls adjusted well and enjoyed themselves, which isn'...
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CHRIS ERZFELD Being brave was easy when you would rather die than give up.
LEV GROSSMAN (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON Failure is easy,but being determine will lead you exactly where you want to be.
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RAY KROC A project is complete when it starts working for you, rather than you working for it.
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JUN FUKASHIRO I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified men in run...
CISSY FARENTHOLD I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns and women join the unqualified men in runn...
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STEPHEN HAWKING Our union will continue to do its job of standing for American working families.
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EUGENE FIELD All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You ...
EUGENE FIELD All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You ...
EUGENE FIELD All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You...
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