They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.