FastSaying

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.


Will Rogers

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS It is easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't g...
MAHALIA JACKSON There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working.
DANA PLATO When you've got a great business going, you go open another and take the risk of losing the whol...
PAUL PRUDHOMME You've got to be strong enough for love. It's very easy to be cool and cynical. It's ver...
NOEL GALLAGHER With fame, you can't trust everybody. You can't depend on them being there for you as a pers...
CHRIS BROWN I love acting, so it's easy when you have a passion for it. I've always found the harder you...
RYAN KWANTEN I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me.
FLAVOR FLAV Every game, we're going to go for it, so when we get into playoff time, it's not like, '...
DAN QUINN There were times over the years when life was not easy, but if you're working a few hours a day ...
MARY OLIVER There's no way you can win when you're the president; you've got to be the scapegoat for...
WALE This is a do-it-yourself test for paranoia: you know you've got it when you can't think of a...
ROBERT M. HUTCHINS Contempt is the only asymmetrical facial expression, so it's easy to spot once you're aware ...
PAMELA MEYER It's no good being nice and young and naive. There's no good in that at all. You've got ...
JOHN LYDON When you're working on a film, it's not theater; you don't have a few weeks of rehearsal...
BEN SCHNETZER When you're headlining, people are paying to come see you specifically. It's a different kin...
J. COLE If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort...
JEREMY CLARKSON Bernard Shaw said that when you copy yourself, you know you've got style. And I feel that if you...
BRUCE ROBINSON You've got to find a way to relate to people. I just did an improvised episode for Joe Swanberg&...
GUGU MBATHA-RAW Always be yourself. At the end of the day, that's all you've really got; when you strip ever...
AL ROKER When you walk into a doctor's office, you've got to have the same attitude you would about a...
TOM BROKAW Reactionary conservatives are smiling through the racial apocalypse. To them, race baiting is a joke...
JOHN RIDLEY Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got to have music for it. You...
TREY PARKER I think it's important to keep your own identity when you've got a baby.
ABBEY CLANCY The whole thing about 'The Rover' is the whole swagger of it, the whole guitar attitude swag...
JIMMY PAGE When you've got somebody who's a flaming liberal like Bill Maher calling you out, something&...
DAVE MUSTAINE The people who watched 'Dawson's Creek' when it originally aired aren't too old to e...
KERR SMITH You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and...
MARCO RUBIO It's easy when you're working together to let work things overtake your life, when all you&#...
ST. LUCIA When there's a clear vision, and you've got the creative teams working toward that goal, eac...
GREG RUCKA Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and st...
MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE You've got to be confident when you're competing. You've got to be a beast.
GABBY DOUGLAS In my whole career, I've never seen this type of race that you had to wait for the last day. The...
DAVID WELLS There's always a little jump to your heart when you realize you've got looting.
SARAH PARCAK Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody'...
WILLIAM J. CLINTON When you act, you've got to be like a poet or a musician. It's not about evidence before cou...
RHYS IFANS It's always a help when you have worked with someone as you've got to know them a bit alread...
SAFFRON BURROWS You've got to do what's right, or what you think is right. And you've got to make tough ...
ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA No matter how many people tell you, Save your money, when you've got a series, you never do. Som...
DAVID MORSE You've got to invest in the world, you've got to read, you've got to go to art galleries...
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD In baseball, you've got to keep working.
DANNY BAUTISTA You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridicul...
CAT DEELEY But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for ...
LAURA BUSH When you work with a legend as I do, it's wonderful. There's so many things I've learned...
DAN FOUTS You've got to stick at a thing, a particular thing, until you succeed. I feel that's the onl...
BETTY CUTHBERT There is only one true thing: instantly paint what you see. When you've got it, you've got i...
EDOUARD MANET There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anyt...
ANDY DICK When you talk about change, you know what makes it really tough for people is on the one hand you...
RUSH LIMBAUGH I've always had that attitude about my career: it's something that I do, but it's not my...
BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE You've got to not care about what people think. You learn that as an actor. If you get a bad rev...
MARTIN HENDERSON It's all about being comfortable, being easy and having you be able to wear something and not ha...
JENNIFER ANISTON You see, in government, people give you a mandate, and you've got to fulfil that. Ours is very c...
ENDA KENNY When you're in love, you've found your soul mate, you think life is going one way, and sudde...
SCOTT WEILAND When you've been driving in the top category for 10 years, you're obviously not a kid any mo...
LARRY DIXON I find that working with friends is always the goal, even if it's just one person. Because the c...
LIZZY CAPLAN I just think something about being in front of a live audience when you've finished a big dance ...
MAISIE WILLIAMS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS Kung fu: You've got to spend your whole life at it before you're kung fu.
DAVID CARRADINE If you want it, and you want to get it, then you've got to work hard for it, like Tupac was work...
DEMETRIUS SHIPP, JR. The thing about being at home versus being out in the world working is, it's a whole different v...
CAT CORA I've got a song called 'Salt Skin' because when you run in the heat it evaporates and yo...
ELLIE GOULDING If something's not working, it's wonderful to have a reader you can trust to say, 'Actua...
SIRI HUSTVEDT The first thing you learn when you're blogging is that people are one click away from leaving yo...
ALEX TABARROK Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife say...
MICK RALPHS It's kind of like a college degree... when you get one, no one can take it from you. When you ge...
LUKE BRYAN Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times...
W. C. FIELDS When you get out there on the mound, you've got what you've got, and you got to figure out a...
JACOB DEGROM It triggers something in you as a human being because you forget what your parents did for you. But ...
MO FARAH When you start playing music when you're quite young, it's easy to stay young. And then you&...
CHARLIE FINK Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH I love the fact that it starts from there, and you don't know where it's gonna go. Wait long...
HECTOR ELIZONDO If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is ea...
JOHN LITHGOW What's lost in this whole debate, unfortunately, is that Social Security is not a giveaway where...
TED DEUTCH It's always nerve-racking, showing your parents things you've been working on.
DUNCAN JONES I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX That's usually how I get to know strangers - get inappropriately touchy. Once they've experi...
NATASHA LYONNE It's amazing the relationships you forge in a kitchen. When you cooperate in an environment that...
ALEXANDRA GUARNASCHELLI In the end, you're trying to find God. That's the result of not being satisfied. And it does...
GEORGE HARRISON When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts.
LARRY ELLISON You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones.
KEITH RICHARDS No matter how many awards you've won or how many sales you've got, come the next book it'...
IAN RANKIN When you don't have one that you throw for strikes - they are good hitters - they can cancel out...
DREW POMERANZ There's nothing quite as powerful as people feeling they can have impact and make a difference. ...
ANNE M. MULCAHY It must be nice for today's hitters when you don't have to worry about being thrown at. It&#...
HARMON KILLEBREW When you stand for something, you've got to stand for it all the way, not half way.
KEVIN GATES Government is taking 40 percent of the GDP. And that's at the state, local and federal level. Pr...
MITT ROMNEY I think it's the actor's job - when you think of being typecast or getting out of the shadow...
TED DANSON It's doesn't just come overnight, you've got to train for it and believe in yourself; th...
MO FARAH I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to...
DARREN ARONOFSKY You've just got to have a sense of respect for the person you have children with. Anger doesn...
NICOLE KIDMAN It's easy to gain weight when you're in the studio.
SEAN KINGSTON The problem is, I don't think I've got too much to offer at the minute. I'm busy working...
ROBBIE WILLIAMS Myself and David, we both love art. We have a lot of respect for Damien Hirst and Julian Schnabel, a...
VICTORIA BECKHAM You've got to know what your 'thing' is, and you've got to call it a 'thing,'...
IYANLA VANZANT When you get real stage fright, it comes like a sledgehammer out of the blue in the middle of someth...
BILLIE WHITELAW

More Will Rogers

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS