It was wonderful, a stunning happy ending to what began as another tragic rock & roll story, as if Bob Dylan had been arrested in Miami for jacking off in a seedy little XXX theater while stroking the spine of a fat young boy.
Hunter S. Thompson
Related Only fools wait, and only tools bait. CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ... MAUREEN JOHNSON It was Jon’s birthday. And after you know somebody for 25 years it’s hard to get’em something ... RICHIE SAMBORA In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part... RAJAT MOHAN February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY People such as Hunter S. Thompson and the Beats were a huge influence on me, not just in what they w... COREY TAYLOR Music was so important to the culture when I was growing up in the Sixties and Seventies. We just ex... JOHN MELLENCAMP We didn't have the phrase 'style icon' when I was young, but I have to say, I really cop... PATTI SMITH That was nice to hear, a little shiver down the spine, actually. It's been a little while since I've... WADE DUBIELEWICZ Would you want you as a friend? PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a... ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm... SUPERNA BATHEJA Anybody who has ever played in bars has played 'Keep Your Hands to Yourself.' It's a mon... CHRIS STAPLETON I was really lost for a while in my teens. I was angry. But when I found music - Bob Dylan, Neil You... RAY LAMONTAGNE February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER February was always the cruellest month for Hunter S Thompson, DOUGLAS BRINKLEY The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS I don't think rock 'n roll is necessarily a young man's game. I think Neil Young is just... ADAM CLAYTON (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places, if you look at it right. GRATEFUL DEAD Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y... GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE What the American public wants in the theater is a tragedy with a happy ending. WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS What the American public wants in the theater is a tragedy with a happy ending. WILLIAM D. HOWELLS These philosophically fun ideas usually satisfy nobody. Nonetheless, they remind us that ignorance i... NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I met Bill Clinton in 1977 while I was working as a news reporter for KARK-TV in Little Rock, Arkans... GENNIFER FLOWERS If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS And 'Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll' was a very transitional film for me in that I wa... ANDY SERKIS you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you can... NED VIZZINI He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-endin... JESS C. SCOTT I was the only boy in our school what had asthma," said the fat boy with a touch of pride. "And I've... WILLIAM GOLDING The (Miami) relatives say it would be wrenching to him to take him from the home, but four months is... JANET RENO I'm a huge Springsteen fan, and yet if either he or Bob Dylan had to be erased from the world... ELIZABETH WURTZEL I think of my relationship with any audience as a love affair. It lasts only a little while but I al... DICK SHAWN He could judge with reasonable accuracy the amount of use a book had had. The first item to show any... LEONARD HOLTON I always looked at rock & roll as the voice of regular people, of an economic group not in charg... CHRIS CORNELL Being a rock & roll star has become as legitimate a career option as being an astronaut or a pol... TRENT REZNOR How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things pe... CAROLE GEITHNER My stepmother appeared when I was about 9. My brother was sent off to an institute in Scotland &... LOUIS MACNEICE The dawn is killing me off, the fog is on the windows, the [ra]coons have robbed the cans, and down ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for peopl... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I was a good little boy and a good student. I've never been arrested. MICHAEL MOORE I was around nine when a babysitter snuck 'Who's Next' onto the turntable. The parents w... EDDIE VEDDER I do believe that my whole success goes back to that time I was arrested as a wayward boy at the age... LOUIS ARMSTRONG In 1952, Muddy cut the song 'Rollin' Stone.' It was a nationwide success, and the song e... TIM CAHILL This case began as what we like to term a historical conspiracy involving mechanics down in Columbia... WILLIAM MITCHELL We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ... HARUKI MURAKAMI Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w... PIERCE BROWN As I said to Ringo, I was in a successful Rock N Roll band. He was in a band that changed the world.... GREG LAKE Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more ... C. JOYBELL C. One of the autobiographies I really liked was Bob Dylan's. It was interesting because he didn... DANIEL BRYAN My dad was a huge Bob Dylan fan, so we listened to his music, Cat Stevens, Simon & Garfunkel, an... OSCAR ISAAC Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs. CAPTAIN BEEFHEART Bob Dylan started out as a folk rip-off but he quickly ran with complex influences and it ended up t... DANIEL SMITH Sure, Bob Dylan had some good songs. But he could have been a doctor. R.S. GOMPERTZ Last, but not least -- in fact, this is most important -- you need a happy ending. However, if you c... SATYAJIT RAY My love was Bob Dylan, but as I got older I realized a good ballad was a good ballad. BONNIE RAITT Bob Dylan may be the Charlie Chaplin of rock n' roll. Both men are regarded as geniuses by their... JON LANDAU I'm spoiled - in all ways. I've been in a rock 'n' roll band since I was 13, and we had incredible s... PETER NOONE Music television is all about the media-oriented version of what it is to be a rock star; it's n... PATTI SMITH I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, ... JOHN GREEN It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... NEIL GAIMAN If rock-and-roll is well done, there's nothing so terribly wrong with that kind of music. But th... KATE SMITH If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself. BOB DYLAN When rock & roll is done with that fervor, it's close to gospel. PAUL STANLEY I was rather a fat little boy. CYRIL CUSACK In a day and age where it seems like women want to be with unstable, psychotic, manipulative freaks;... C. JOYBELL C. I never went to rock concerts when I was a kid. I didn't see any rock & roll bands. I had po... DAVE GROHL It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the... DAISAKU IKEDA the deceased don’t want you to forget about them. They just want you to move past it; not to dwell... JUSTIN PYFROM People are arrested for nonviolent crimes every day, you had a boy get killed on television and nobo... RAMON ALEXANDER I never went to rock concerts when I was a kid. I didn't see any rock & roll bands. DAVE GROHL Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The proper bookmark for a Hunter Thompson book is a pair of brass knuckles. JONATHAN HEATT The mouth of the Miami River would have been a preferred place to be if you were a prehistoric hunte... JOHN RICISAK As I said, I had no publisher for What a Carve Up! while I was writing it, so all we had to live off... JONATHAN COE I was as happy doing theater in New York for little or no money as I am now doing television for mor... DAVID HYDE PIERCE And as far as that goes, when he first started with it he was considering Bob Dylan for Clyde before... ROBERT TOWNE It's a cruel, heartless world out there in commercial rock 'n' roll, and when you take a... TINA WEYMOUTH I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good. BILL WALTON To us, there was Bob Dylan, and there was dad. As for what he meant to other people, that was never ... JAKOB DYLAN Life began as a mystery and will end as a mystery, but what an exciting and wonderful time it is in ... DIANE ACKERMANN Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... ANNE FRANK It was the era of Tab Hunter and Rock Hudson; they all had a certain look. TAYLOR HACKFORD Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop. HUNTER S. THOMPSON We lost a major buyer (with the recent death of Bob Lewis); we had a smaller catalogue; and there wa... JERRY MCMAHON As soon as the defendant found out the story was untrue _ it had been picked up from another newspap... ALASTAIR BRETT Miami was always a town that was kind to me as a wrestler. It's a great wrestling town, and it... RIC FLAIR Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES I had all those young guys in Green Bay all at once. It was a little scary having all young quarterb... MIKE HOLMGREN
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THOMPSON We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. HUNTER S. THOMPSON We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter aci... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Good people drink good beer. HUNTER S. THOMPSON I have learned, in my life and work as a sportswriter, that big-time Sports and big-time Politics ar... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend. HUNTER S. THOMPSON I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusi... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness ... Fear and Loathing ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered f... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It never got weird enough for me. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Even now, more than 30 years later, I still judge people on the basis of whether they voted for Jack... HUNTER S. THOMPSON was doldrums time. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Be a beachcomber, a Parisian wino, an Italian pimp, or a Danish pervert; but stay away from the Arme... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Who are these people? These faces? Where did they come from? They look like caricatures of used car ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet. HUNTER S. THOMPSON So much for Objective Journalism. Don't bother to look for it here--not under any byline of mine; or... HUNTER S. THOMPSON I agreed. By this time the drink was beginning to cut the acid and my hallucinations were down to a ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON On the way down the hill we walked three abreast in the cobblestone street, drunk and laughing and t... HUNTER S. THOMPSON At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards. HUNTER S. THOMPSON No doubt they all Got What Was Coming To Them. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Freedom is something that dies unless it's used. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstanc... HUNTER S. THOMPSON A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long. HUNTER S. THOMPSON 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and... HUNTER S. THOMPSON All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- HUNTER S. THOMPSON The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch... HUNTER S. THOMPSON It is Autumn, as you know, and things are beginning to die. It is so wonderful to be out in the cris... HUNTER S. THOMPSON and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly HUNTER S. THOMPSON I bought a small bottle of beer for fifteen cents and sat on a bench in the clearing, feeling like a... HUNTER S. THOMPSON No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years p... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Those of us who have been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts. We wanted strong drink... HUNTER S. THOMPSON We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the ... HUNTER S. THOMPSON The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pim... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Fear is just another word for ignorance HUNTER S. THOMPSON I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. HUNTER S. THOMPSON Some may never live, but the crazy never die HUNTER S. THOMPSON We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river HUNTER S. THOMPSON This was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "conciousness expansi... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Still humping the American Dream HUNTER S. THOMPSON The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep th... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Jesus Creeping God! Is there a priest in this tavern? I want to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! Venal... HUNTER S. THOMPSON Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom... HUNTER S. THOMPSON My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this clim... HUNTER S. THOMPSON