The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.

So this is how the world works, all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet.

I hate pain, despite my ability to tolerate it beyond all known parameters, which is not necessarily a good thing.