Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Nixon was no more a saint than he was a great president.

Nixon was a crook, of course, but he was also a rabid football fan - and he knew the game, which still astounds me, but I have always had a soft spot for him because of it.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

Nixon was a bad loser. He hated losing worse than death, and that is why I enjoyed him. We were both football fans, both addicts; and on some days, nothing else mattered.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.