I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

I can't stand Bob Dylan.

My love was Bob Dylan, but as I got older I realized a good ballad was a good ballad.

Bob Dylan is the Jew of all time.