I'm afraid that - not necessarily deliberately, but consistently - I've made a kind of laboratory out of my life, where I mix the stuff in the test tubes to create explosions - possibly resulting in interesting by-products. I mean, not deliberately - I'd be crazy to deliberately do that - or maybe not.


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I'm in this absolutely gorgeous manor house with acres of quite beautiful countryside. I've ...
JAY KAY
Targeted marketing delivers a lower customer acquisition cost and gets you to profitable growth fast...
JAY SAMIT
I'm probably the only kid in history whose parents made him stop taking music lessons. They made...
RICKY JAY
Society understands the architecture of academia and knows there are relevant qualifications in diff...
JAY GRIFFITHS
To thrive, all businesses must focus on the art of self-disruption. Rather than wait for the competi...
JAY SAMIT
No matter how much we tweet, blog and post, nothing in business is as powerful as actual face time w...
JAY SAMIT
Every product you have ever loved was a compromise from the ideal vision of its creators to the real...
JAY SAMIT
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
JAY LENO
I think in London - and I don't wanna offend anybody in America, but this is a real statement - ...
JAY-Z
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said toda...
JAY LENO
Creating the right advisory board for your startup can be the single most important step you take in...
JAY SAMIT
Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a m...
JAY MOHR
Design is how you make your first impression with your consumers. Make sure it is a lasting one.
JAY SAMIT
I'm not gonna give the British Government the joy of keeping taxing me. They don't tax art. ...
JAY KAY
Tolerance is carved into the rostrum of the U.S. House of Representatives and intolerance should not...
JAY INSLEE
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never f...
JAY MOHR
Betting all your funds on the belief that you know what consumers want and are willing to pay for is...
JAY SAMIT
The strength of brand loyalty begins with how your product makes people feel.
JAY SAMIT
You've got to know how to hustle. I got a lot of inspiration from my parents. My father was defi...
JAY PHAROAH
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body.
JAY CUTLER
The whole point of the Resurrection stories - and the Resurrection itself - is that we don't rec...
JAY PARINI
Bullying has been around forever, and so it became one of these issues that as an adult we look back...
JAY ASHER
The 1st Congressional District contains almost half of the biotech and biomedical companies in Washi...
JAY INSLEE
That's why this generation is the least racist generation ever. You see it all the time. Go to a...
JAY-Z
I've got a nice collection of paintings - a Basquiat, a black-and-white Warhol that's like a...
JAY-Z
I was forced to be an artist and a CEO from the beginning, so I was forced to be like a businessman ...
JAY-Z
What is a fish without a river? What is a bird without a tree to nest in? What is an Endangered Spec...
JAY INSLEE
I guess I need a hobby. Currently my primary hobby is complaining.
JAY DUPLASS
Unlike other Jewish families, we didn't go out for Chinese food on Sundays, but we spent our tim...
RICKY JAY
I've talked to Bill Clinton - he's the ultimate rock star; no one's more charming than h...
JAY-Z
A proper respect for nature means that you can't pollute the air, poison the rivers and chop dow...
JAY PARINI
I didn't go to many movies. My mom would make a family outing and bring chicken in the theater. ...
JAY-Z
When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole ...
JAY WICKRE
The Opposition aren't really the Opposition. They're just called the Opposition. But in fact...
ANTONY JAY
Within the Christian tradition, fundamentalism arose in the 19th century as an effort to push back a...
JAY PARINI
Colleges and classrooms should be havens of tranquility, places where thoughtful discussions occur, ...
JAY PARINI
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
JAY LONDON