My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

It's when you wear fishnet stockings that you catch more than herring.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band.

I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!

Gabriel told me he'd bought the watch for his ex-girlfriend, but she didn't like it. She said that one day he'd find the right person to give it to, and he said that person was me,