I happen to like uncomplicated sex

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?

Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.