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I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]


Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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JESS WALTER I'm going to miss her humor and her insight. She had a very dry sense of humor. She would sit there ...
KAREN CARLSON 148She once said, "Just because you have talent doesn't mean you have to you have to do something wi...
NANETTE VONNEGUT She had a robust sense of humor and the most infectious laugh.
TESS DESHLER But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, ...
SETH GRAHAME-SMITH I think about Mom and how she'd keep us entertained with her sense of humor during Dad's deployments...
BOBBY JOHNSON She wondered again about her inclination to wish for things that made her so deeply unhappy.
ANN BRASHARES I read a lot of short fiction, like Kurt Vonnegut and Raymond Carver and Wells Tower.
LORDE Galeni made her smile but not laugh. The lack of any sense of play between them worried Miles; you h...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD She could light up your day. She had a wonderful sense of humor and she always looked out for others...
RONNIQUE BENJAMIN I don't think that I could have survived in my family without a naughty sense of humor; yeah, ab...
RACHAEL MACFARLANE She lived alone there, and that is what I think had made her so vulnerable. She was like the rest of...
LINDA SHULTZ As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE He had an incredible sense of humor.
DIANE GOLDEN God had a sense of humor, a style of his own.
JACK MURPHY He had a very well-developed sense of irony. That will help him.
BOB BROOKS Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.
KURT VONNEGUT She knew, then, that it had not been hatred that had made him avoid her for so long. No, it had not ...
L.J. SMITH Marilla felt more embarrassed than ever. She had intended to teach Anne the childish classic, "Now I...
L.M. MONTGOMERY Kurt Vonnegut said, 'The best of Bob and Ray is virtually indistinguishable from the worst.'...
BOB ELLIOTT To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matt...
THOMAS LIGOTTI If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
MAHATMA GANDHI She has a really great sense of humor. She's bubbly. People make fun of her. She just shoves it off....
ANNA SMITH She has a really great sense of humor. She's bubbly. People make fun of her. She just shoves it off....
ANNA NICOLE SMITH I just feel so blessed to have had the time that I had with my mother. She made it so impactful in t...
KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE I had called her up a couple of weeks before then, because I had heard this vicious rumour that she ...
CHARLIZE THERON It exasperated her to think that the dungeon in which she had languished for so many unhappy years h...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW She had a poignantly vacant, vulnerable quality that made her a reflection of everybody's private fa...
ANDY WARHOL We have this habit of romanticizing the lives of writers. I remember when I was a kid, I was like, &...
JOHN GREEN I think that Kurt (Warner) had a solid first half,
DENNIS GREEN He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
BILL BRYSON He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
J.D. SALINGER Then based on her own recent experience, the Divine Presence had a cruelly perverse sense of humor a...
JUDITH MCNAUGHT With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that eve...
PATRICK WILSON Coraline wondered why so few of the adults she had met made any sense. She sometimes wondered who th...
NEIL GAIMAN My theory is that Kurt had a lot of residual pain from his childhood. And when you pile that on top ...
CHARLES J. SHIELDS Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut.
KURT VONNEGUT I was confident I had taught her all she needed to know. But she'd built up a false sense of securit...
BETH TWITTY I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.”

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SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS Kurt and I had a good relationship,
ELI MANNING She had been dying so long that I had almost come to regard her as immortal.
THOMAS NELSON PAGE I asked her how much she had to drink, and she replied that she had a couple of beers.
BILL KELLY Pamela realizes for the first time in her life that she hadn't made the wrong choice at all. Nor had...
PIP KARMEL Angel was the epitome of style and grace. She had a wonderful sense of humor, a giving spirit and p...
AMANDA DAVIS Society is more concerned with material possessions than it is with the true love and compassion of ...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. The most radical, audacious thing to think is that there might be some point to working hard and thi...
KURT VONNEGUT She actually had about a 50-meter lead early, so I was getting a little bit nervous. But I had a fee...
AMY HASTINGS A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope...
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrop...
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses ...
JOANNE WOODWARD I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa...
LOUIS SACHAR In every interview, when they would ask me who should be a judge, I would always say Harry Connick, ...
CANDICE GLOVER Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
HARRY S TRUMAN She is very calm but I think we're getting to where we can get her laughing and joking more than she...
MAGGIE DIXON She used to believe that we had each other's voices. That God had made it so I could look after my s...
BRYN DITCHBURN ...she had regained what I thought she had lost forever, the magical sadness which had drawn me to h...
EVELYN WAUGH Any writer my age almost can't get away from being influenced by Kurt Vonnegut, partially becaus...
CHRIS CRUTCHER My mother had heard the story of Hannah and Samuel, so she prayed that if God would give her a son, ...
STANLEY HAUERWAS Nancy Scott was worldly, funny and gritty in her approach to her work, ... She had a fine sense of o...
PHIL BRONSTEIN I stumbled across some information on her during the spring of 1977. What struck me about her was th...
WILDA SMITH So what if she wasn’t a pushover? So what if she had some mettle and didn’t wear her heart on he...
SARA SHERIDAN She didn’t understand why it was happening,” he said. “I had to tell her she would die. Her so...
JOHN GREEN Yet her experience had consisted less in a series of pure disappointments than in a series of substi...
THOMAS HARDY I'd love to, she finally said,"on one condition."
I steadied myself, hoping it wasn't something...
NICHOLAS SPARKS And it occurred to her that reading was, among other things, a muscle and one that she had seemingly...
ALAN BENNETT Angel was the epitome of style and grace. She had a wonderful sense of humor, a giving spirit and�...
AMANDA DAVIS While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions...
E.A. BUCCHIANERI I cannot put into words how happy I was to have had the opportunity to be around him as much as I wa...
OSSIE DAVIS What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
BERNARD WILLIAMS What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
BERN WILLIAMS My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
CAROL BURNETT What she saw, she felt. Her eyes went straight to her heart. The old man on the bench, for example, ...
JERRY SPINELLI I certainly had a sense that this was someone who wanted to be part of change. . . . I think she wan...
MARTIN MCGUINNESS They just figured she was probably absent voluntarily because she had done that in the past, been ab...
DETECTIVE BRYAN JAMISON What was this power, this insidious threat, this invisible gun to her head that controlled her life ...
FANNIE FLAGG Even after all the farmland got developed into industrial, she wanted to be in her house. The best t...
LARRY WEIMAN She made the decision that her existence had lost its meaning. And you cannot judge that.
JACK KEVORKIAN I used to feel that if I say something's wrong, I have to say how it could be made right. But wh...
ETGAR KERET Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay... Much of her anger and hurt came from her sense of ...
CHASTITY BONO Deep down, my mom had long suspected I was gay... Much of her anger and hurt came from her sense of ...
CHAZ BONO Astrid had gone to look at the burn zone. Doing the right thing.
Kids had yelled at her. Demand...
MICHAEL GRANT Then I made her understand that, where she was concerned, I was only a poor dog, ready to die for he...
GASTON LEROUX I played his mother, so that was kind of fascinating, ... I met her, she had a small part in the mov...
FRANCES MCDORMAND Make sure he's worth it. She had thought it so many times it had become a part of her. Like her tong...
COLLEEN MCCARTY She had run away from home on several different occasions, but on this specific date her mother did ...
MIKE SCHEMBRI I was so nervous I was shaking watching her, ... She had a decent putt and I knew I had to make mine...
PAULA CREAMER A ray of light made a rainbow through the mist. [His] words had given her a small glimmer of hope �...
RACHEL SKATVOLD This was all her own idea. She woke up Saturday morning and she had had lemonade stands before. ... ...
CHRISTINE KING Kestrel's cruel calculation appalled her. This was part of what had made her resist the military: th...
MARIE RUTKOSKI Maybe Ciena was right. Maybe the Force was bringing them together, over and over. If so, Thane decid...
CLAUDIA GRAY My mother was Irish; she had this great sense of humor, and both my parents loved films. There was a...
MARTIN DONOVAN Tiek uzskatīts, ka pēc apkaušanas jāvalda kapa klusumam, un valda jau arī, tikai putni klaigā.
KURT VONNEGUT They told her she would be freed if she made the video. She was also told they had killed another Am...
ELLEN TUTTLE Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
JOE GRANT I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my s...
RACHAEL RAY One thousand years ago I had a dream, in which primitive wooly mammoths sacrificed a meatball to mak...
YAMIN RASHEED She always had a smile on her face. She was very upbeat, happy. She was a good Christian. She had so...
JENNIFER CZAJKA I'm very proud of my love for Whitney Houston. She really changed my life. She made my life a be...
NARADA MICHAEL WALDEN Before her marriage she had thought that she had love within her grasp; but since the happiness whic...
GUSTAVE FLAUBERT I ask her why she had to put me through so much trouble. And I tell her I'm sorry and that I love he...
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KURT VONNEGUT JR. Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any othe...
KURT VONNEGUT, JR. Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
KURT VONNEGUT JR. Popular as he was as a graduation speaker, Vonnegut never graduated from college.
KURT VONNEGUT JR. Men want a lot of pals—and they don’t want people to get mad at them.
KURT VONNEGUT JR. One sort of optional thing you might do is to realize there are six seasons instead of four. The poe...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. My cash cows, the slick magazines, were put out of business by TV.
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki...
KURT VONNEGUT Oh, sure, we have another world war coming, and another great depression, but where are the leaders ...
KURT VONNEGUT Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been...
KURT VONNEGUT If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely y...
KURT VONNEGUT There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
KURT VONNEGUT I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know...
KURT VONNEGUT If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
KURT VONNEGUT I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudic...
KURT VONNEGUT What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thin...
KURT VONNEGUT Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn't always so ...
KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll h...
KURT VONNEGUT If somebody says, I love you, to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can an...
KURT VONNEGUT I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evenin...
KURT VONNEGUT Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical ...
KURT VONNEGUT What war has always been is a puberty ceremony. It's a very rough one, but you went away a boy and c...
KURT VONNEGUT The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowled...
KURT VONNEGUT Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any othe...
KURT VONNEGUT ... this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so inc...
KURT VONNEGUT The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much wi...
KURT VONNEGUT We are all what we pretend to be, but, we had better be very careful what we pretend.
KURT VONNEGUT I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver...
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds o...
KURT VONNEGUT We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than befo...
KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order, so they'll have...
KURT VONNEGUT There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos inste...
KURT VONNEGUT There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
KURT VONNEGUT I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled Science Fiction and I would like out, par...
KURT VONNEGUT Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us hu...
KURT VONNEGUT There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to have without reser...
KURT VONNEGUT Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT It was a thunderingly beautiful experience -- voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.
KURT VONNEGUT We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrol...
KURT VONNEGUT Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
KURT VONNEGUT Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this messag...
KURT VONNEGUT Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to rem...
KURT VONNEGUT I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw f...
KURT VONNEGUT True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the countr...
KURT VONNEGUT What troubles me most about my lovely country is that its children are seldom taught that American f...
KURT VONNEGUT Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since...
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