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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.


Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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JESS WALTER Don't let anybody tell you to just get over it. You don't get over it -- you learn to live with it.
JAMES JOHNSON Yes, things have been difficult -- but don't let anybody tell you it's been all bad.
JACK STRAW You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!
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MARY ANN SHAFFER So don't let money tell you who you are. Don't let power tell you who your are. Don't let enemies an...
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JOHN LENNON I can get used to it, I can tell you that. It's crazy. It's chaotic around here.
BOONE LOGAN Let me look at your house and I will tell you who you are.
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DALLY SALAD We are growing serious, and let me tell you, that's the next step to being dull.
JOSEPH ADDISON Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t either, for solitude...
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Just tell them what you want to say,
then let them decid...
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IMOGEN HEAP We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull.
JOSEPH ADDISON We are growing serious, and let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull
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DELTA GOODREM Scum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.
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PATTI LABELLE As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.
JOSE ORTEGA Y GASSET Tell me what you pay attention to and I will tell you who you are.
JOSé ORTEGA Y GASSET Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are
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LOUIS SACHAR But let me tell you, if they do, we're going to waltz them around the dance floor.
DICK CRANWELL Tell me what you think you are and I will tell you what you are not
HENRI FREDERIC AMIEL Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
JEAN-ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are
ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me whom you love, and I will tell you what you are
HOUSSAYE Tell me what you eat and I will tell you who you are.
JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN We are not going down with out a fight, though, let me tell you.
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JUDY GARLAND Don't let anyone try to tell you who you are. Define yourself.
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TOM BALL Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
ROBERT BENCHLEY Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
ROBERT BENCHLEY Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
CHARLES AUGUSTIN SAINTE-BEUVE Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
CHARLES AUGUSTIN SAINTE-BEAUVE Be true to who you are. Don't let the world tell you who to be.
GERMANY KENT Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
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JOHN GREEN Tell me your friends, and I’ll tell you who you are.
ASSYRIAN PROVERB Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself are much condemned to have an itching palm.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Create yourself , be who you are don't let anyone tell you to do it differently..
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KATE BRAESTRUP go outside at tell the world to f*ck its self! you are who you are! express your self... and how eve...
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON We tell them we'll take anybody — if you can stand on skates, with 20 pounds of equipment on, you'r...
JENNIFER BROWN Tell me what you listen to, and I'll tell you who you are.
TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO You can feel things are different around here.
JABARI LEVEY If you talked to anybody in summer ball, they'd tell you she's pretty good.
DAWN ROWE Whatever you have been through, you don't have to tell me. I am just glad you are here with me.
OLASOT Let me tell you a story. I tell stories to prove I was meant to survive, knowing it is not true.
DOROTHY ALLISON We tell applicants, 'If you don't intend to be here for life, you needn't apply.'
S. TRUETT CATHY The easiest thing to find on God's green earth is someone to tell you all the things you cannot do.
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LISH MCBRIDE Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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CHRIS FARLEY Let me tell you, I am nobody's puppet.
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KURT VONNEGUT JR. One sort of optional thing you might do is to realize there are six seasons instead of four. The poe...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. My cash cows, the slick magazines, were put out of business by TV.
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki...
KURT VONNEGUT Oh, sure, we have another world war coming, and another great depression, but where are the leaders ...
KURT VONNEGUT Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been...
KURT VONNEGUT If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely y...
KURT VONNEGUT There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.
KURT VONNEGUT I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
KURT VONNEGUT I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know...
KURT VONNEGUT If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
KURT VONNEGUT I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudic...
KURT VONNEGUT What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thin...
KURT VONNEGUT Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn't always so ...
KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll h...
KURT VONNEGUT If somebody says, I love you, to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can an...
KURT VONNEGUT I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evenin...
KURT VONNEGUT Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical ...
KURT VONNEGUT What war has always been is a puberty ceremony. It's a very rough one, but you went away a boy and c...
KURT VONNEGUT The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowled...
KURT VONNEGUT Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any othe...
KURT VONNEGUT ... this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so inc...
KURT VONNEGUT The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much wi...
KURT VONNEGUT We are all what we pretend to be, but, we had better be very careful what we pretend.
KURT VONNEGUT I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver...
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds o...
KURT VONNEGUT We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than befo...
KURT VONNEGUT People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order, so they'll have...
KURT VONNEGUT There is no order in the world around us, we must adapt ourselves to the requirements of chaos inste...
KURT VONNEGUT There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
KURT VONNEGUT I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled Science Fiction and I would like out, par...
KURT VONNEGUT Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUT Artists use frauds to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us hu...
KURT VONNEGUT There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to have without reser...
KURT VONNEGUT Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT It was a thunderingly beautiful experience -- voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.
KURT VONNEGUT We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrol...
KURT VONNEGUT Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
KURT VONNEGUT Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this messag...
KURT VONNEGUT Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to rem...
KURT VONNEGUT I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw f...
KURT VONNEGUT True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the countr...
KURT VONNEGUT What troubles me most about my lovely country is that its children are seldom taught that American f...
KURT VONNEGUT Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since...
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