There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.

I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.