I do think of myself as a bit of a loner, a bit of an independent. I'm one of those people who, when they're sick, like to curl up and remove myself. I don't like a lot of people around. There is nothing you can do to help.
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Related It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w... GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ... GARY F EVANS... I think of myself as a Hollywood hillbilly, but I'm sick of all these questions people ask about... SUNNY MABREY I really do feel like I know myself, and I'm so happy to be by myself and I'm so happy to be... DREE HEMINGWAY There are people who are born deaf and grow up deaf who don't speak at all, and some of them hav... I. KING JORDAN When people say the words 'singer-songwriter,' I think they have an image in their heads of ... GEORGE EZRA I like solitude. I'm very good at being disconnected. I do a lot of disappearing. People who kno... DEBORAH MAILMAN I don't like to consider myself a normal preacher. When you look at religious people, they'r... SAM CHILDERS I don't think of myself as a leader. I am, but I don't think of myself that way. I'm not... JUDITH JAMISON But now - look, I have to take care of myself. I work out every day. I'm a dancer. I've alwa... VANESSA CARLTON I don't know what people find or like in me, I'm hopelessly commonplace! Current appreciatio... MAXFIELD PARRISH I don't want to be a historical action figure or treated like I'm dead. Like one of those pe... KATHLEEN HANNA The photo shoot I always feel a bit embarrassed about because I don't really know what to do wit... SOPHIE OKONEDO Nothing I do is ever void of melody. I know it might seem like I'm doing a lot of rapping, but I... ANDERSON PAAK I don't really like to call myself a brand, and I don't like to think of myself as a brand. ... BEYONCE KNOWLES There may be a lot of people out there who don't like me who don't even know me. But there a... RICHARD SHERMAN I like the fact that I can do stunts, but I don't think of myself as a stunt guy. Those guys are... DANIEL CUDMORE I think of myself as somebody who, in a moment-to-moment way, I'm quite happy. But I think I am ... PATRICK DEWITT So many people always try to help me carry my luggage and help me do things I can do myself. If I ca... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I actually hope people don't react to 'Impossible' in a way where they think it's te... NANCY WERLIN I guess people don't think that young girls or young artists have opinions, but I'm so glad ... ALESSIA CARA I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG I don't like to use the word 'legacy' because it sounds a bit like I'm full of mysel... JASON DAY When I'm acting, I like to think of myself as a non-actor, and a non-drummer when I'm drummi... TREVOR ST. JOHN There's parts of touring I like. I like the actual performance part, but the bit when you're... BERNARD SUMNER I don't like the word 'poetry,' and I don't like poetry readings, and I usually don&... TOM WAITS There are a couple of things that I'm sure people don't think are important, but I do. I don... AARON SPELLING Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER I'm fascinated with myself and love hearing the sound of my own voice. I'd like to hear what... GENE SIMMONS When you're a producer and an artist you're very critical of yourself. I like to produce oth... VALERIE SIMPSON I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like them... MIKE TYSON One of the reasons I'm on tour is to meet people. I consider it a reconnaissance. You know, I co... LEONARD COHEN I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the thin... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I don't want to stand in front of a whole lot of fakeys. If I'm going to meet someone and sa... DAMIEN RICE There are a lot of people who can slide on talent their whole lives; they're just naturally gift... ZAC EFRON I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it w... JUDAH FRIEDLANDER I'm reasonably easygoing. Messing up my lines or making a fool of myself is where you find my fe... HUGH LAURIE Growing up, I've had plenty of obstacles, but to be honest, I didn't always have doubters. I... ROMAN REIGNS I don't think of myself as a movie star and I can pretty easily convince other people that I'... FRANCES MCDORMAND I don't think that when I'm acting I feel like I lose myself to it, but that sense of losing... RACHEL KELLER Like, that was weird in 'Hamlet 2,' because I played myself there, fully myself, but then I ... ELISABETH SHUE There's a lot of projection that if you're in service then you shouldn't look good. I... ZAINAB SALBI It's fascinating that people, there's so many people now who will make judgments based on wh... CLARENCE THOMAS I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor. EDDIE MURPHY It is good to learn from the ancients. I'm a bit of an ancient myself. They had a lot of time to... I. M. PEI Sometimes, people who are very fastidious about what they're going to do in their work are not v... WHIT STILLMAN I don't like talking about myself. I'm not really interested in myself. One of the good thin... DAVID MORSE I like them all - I don't always approve. I see myself as a sort of benevolent uncle to these ch... PATRICK MARBER I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like eggplant parmesan. Isn't that awful? I'm also sick... CANDY CROWLEY I think I'm a bit of a dreamer. I don't like the reality of life to impinge much on my life. HUGO WEAVING I'm free to see things objectively because I don't consider myself American, and I don't... AASIF MANDVI I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. I like to think of myself as a pretty good athlete, I don't think I'm a great sprinter, but ... GRANT HILL Steroids do not guarantee you're going to have success. I think a lot of people think that they ... TONY GWYNN I don't like it when people who are young act like they're 40. That's taking too much on... TAYLOR SWIFT I did four or five years in telly, and by the end of it was drained. I was a bit sick of myself. I d... MATTHEW MACFADYEN I think with comedy I get very sort of critical of myself and try and do the best I can and it doesn... ELISHA CUTHBERT Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to ... ANDY ROONEY I do pinch myself, like when shows in non-English speaking countries are sold out, and people are si... XAVIER RUDD I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like ... JOHNNY VEGAS I don't like to do what I call 'the grunters' - a character who sits at a table and grun... MARTIN LANDAU I'm not anybody's judge; I don't know what motivates people to do what they do. But I ha... WILFORD BRIMLEY I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like gettin... BEN STEIN There was a time when my whole life was in chaos, really, and I didn't help myself sort it out. ... BILLY IDOL If I sleep in and don't run, I'll feel a little bit off because I didn't do what I was s... VALERIE BERTINELLI You don't have to look like an Under Armour mannequin to be an athlete. A lot of people probably... PRINCE FIELDER I've played a lot of very posh, sort of noble or aristocratic English people, which is nothing l... JAMES MCAVOY I hate myself in interviews. All of a sudden, you stop and you're like, 'Chris, how dare you... CHRIS EVANS I don't like messing up. I think that's just a part of my personality. I don't like to m... JACOB DALTON Psychopaths are actually, really, really, really rare in our culture, are people who don't... Or... ANNIE PARISSE I'm one of those people who happen to like trees. I don't know why - I just do. As a kid, I ... IAN FRAZIER I'm just trying to have fun, and maybe the way I hold myself kind of freaks people out. I don... MAC DEMARCO Knowledge causes depression and a lot of pressure. DEYTH BANGER I always try to get people a different outlook. When you do that, people take ownership of the infor... NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I don't know who I can compare my style to because I listen to everybody from old to new. If I h... LIL UZI VERT I think I'm always adopting a persona. That's how I look at pop music. I don't feel like... ROBYN I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up. JIMMY FALLON The genuine truth, and I do think about this a lot, is that I'm one of the least competitive peo... DANIEL CRAIG There's just a lot of stuff that really moves me, and I don't know how to express it, and I ... CAT POWER I don't have any training as an actor, but I guess I'm an intense pretender. When you read s... JOHN HAWKES The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you... FREDRIK BACKMAN Closed eyes, heart not beating, but a living love. AVIS COREA I'm a bit of a perfectionist. I'll watch myself back on 'Xtra Factor' and want to do... OLLY MURS A lot of young people don't think they can make a difference. That's really what I am at Dar... JIM YONG KIM I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don... DAN AYKROYD I never thought of myself as being a good songwriter. There are a ton of other people that are good ... ALEX CHILTON Sometimes, when I have a lot of ideas and I want to do a lot of things, or when I'm traveling, I... BJORK I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect... CHELSEA CAIN My parents are left-wing, and I would describe myself as that. But also, you know what? I wouldn'... DANIEL RADCLIFFE A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves... CARLY CRAIG Like a deep sad note played beneath the ocean waving through the orb the memories of ... PAWAN MISHRA I used to fly around quite a bit, you know? I took a lot of unnecessary chances on the highways. And... JAMES DEAN A lot of the stories I've read about myself, I don't even recognize who they're writing ... SACHEEN LITTLEFEATHER Brock Lesnar was a big guy: he's at 280 when he fights. When fighting him, you can have a bit of... ALISTAIR OVEREEM People like 'Crank,' some people like 'Redemption.' I'm just happy to do things ... JASON STATHAM I don't like getting up in front of people and being the loud one when everybody's out quiet... TRAVIS FIMMEL I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so... LAURA KIGHTLINGER I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems ... GABRIEL IGLESIAS I think I'm a bit less inhibited, and not thinking too much before speaking. It's not about ... KRISTEN STEWART Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because th... JENNY ECLAIR
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DOUGLAS COUPLAND Six silent people in a room got me to thinking about the voice we hear in our heads when we read, th... DOUGLAS COUPLAND Knievel seemed braver and more brazen - and more unhinged - than any other athlete-cum-thrill-seeker... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY I honestly believe that the next big leap in immersive technology will be very much like Brainstorm. DOUGLAS TRUMBULL To shuck oysters, you'll need an oyster knife, a handy tool with a sturdy handle and a short, ri... TOM DOUGLAS What is blackness? Is it the way you talk? Do you got to say, 'Dey this, dey dat.' Or the wa... DOUGLAS WILDER We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! DOUGLAS ADAMS The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer... DOUGLAS ADAMS Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. DOUGLAS ADAMS Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. DOUGLAS ADAMS As a professional journalist who nonetheless champions a 'people's' Internet, I am happy... DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF Prison is an expensive way of making bad people worse. DOUGLAS HURD Lured by smooth roads onto a new turnpike, he read with surprise the rules he was handed, don't stop... DOUGLAS WOOLF Twentyone is too old to go anywhere alone, you know that. I want to go with someone. I don't mean as... DOUGLAS WOOLF Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose. DOUGLAS ADAMS and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. DOUGLAS ADAMS The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people... DOUGLAS ADAMS I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. DOUGLAS ADAMS I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tel... DOUGLAS ADAMS Computers don't kill books; people do. 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I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.” “Yeah,” said the voice from... DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't Panic. DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't you understand that we need to be childish in order to understand? Only a child sees things wi... DOUGLAS ADAMS All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you m... DOUGLAS ADAMS Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. ... DOUGLAS ADAMS