He thinks with regret of the great days when he could at harvest time at least go down into Hungary and work on the big estates and bring back, as his wage, a side of bacon for the winter. That was wealth, to him.

There's a classic book by Albert Ellis called When AA Doesn't Work for You. It's in a field called harm reduction. You don't have to believe in God. You don't have to be abstinent. You do less harm the next time than you did the last time.

Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

If I could travel back in time, I'd bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.

I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural.

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?