I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.