I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.