When I go on a holiday to a tropical place, I'll spray tan before I go.

I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.

I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good!

All we need, really, is a change from a near frigid to a tropical attitude of mind.