He's a great motivator. He's real quick. He's a technician. He shows us things that Coach doesn't even show us.
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BRENDA JONES Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD Hes doing better than what we thought.
JAMIE KING My brother went to New Orleans when he was 19, ... Hes 72 now.
BARBARA UPTON Hes ready to go every morning. He runs right over to the cruiser,
PETER GOULD [Senior Rob Hudson sustained his good form with a 3-under par 33 to earn medalist honors for the var...
ALEX ADAMS No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere...
NATHAN ELMO MELO God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE (Dear kirk hammet, what kind of vegitarian are you? a lactose vegitarian, a ovum vegitarian, or a ve...
JAMES HETFIELD Jenny, she's aw weet, peer body,
Jenny's like to cry;
For she hes weet her petticoats
In...
MISS SUSANNA BLAMIRE AND MISS CATHERINE GILPIN Hes learned to never trust anyone with his heart. People lie, cheat, hurt, steal, and play. He cant ...
ZACH MOUNCE A man who waits to believe in action before acting is anything you like, but hes not a man of action...
GEORGES CLEMENCEAU Joe Moakley not only taught us how to live, he taught us how to die, with great class and great dign...
JAMES MCGOVERN My father is openly gay. He really loved my mother, but their marriage fell apart. When they separat...
BEN CURTIS I think it's just a testament to how good of a coach and person he is. He can't make us run suicides...
EMEKA OKAFOR It's real special to be a part of. He's a great coach and he deserves it. He pushes us and expects a...
DUSTIN ALMOND Dave Allen is a great coach. He put some different defenses out there to make us do different things...
GARRY SAUNDERS He's a great coach. He pushes us really hard and he gets the best out of us.
BEN SEAGREN Pittsburgh was a great team. Coach Noll, Joe Greene, Jack Lambert, L.C. Greenwood and all those guys...
EARL CAMPBELL I look at a guy like Joe, who is just a sophomore, but he made a couple of big free throws down the ...
BRUCE LARNER We don't feed into what everybody is saying. We just want to show everybody we're a good basketball ...
ANTONIO ANDERSON Eddy Arnold was a great friend of mine, and through the years, Eddy and I, we did a lot of shows tog...
JIM ED BROWN Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. In the first half, coach got on us a little because we took some quick shots.
KATIE GEARLDS That was the crossover line for us, to be able to play that many shows, sell them out real quick and...
PETER GARRETT It was a great weekend to be a coach from Penn State named Joe.
JOE BATTISTA We came out real lazy. Coach didn't like that. He came in at halftime, and just blasted us.
ANTONIO ANDERSON I think his biggest attribute as a coach is that he knows what he is - a coach. He doesn't come at u...
JOHN FITZGERALD One of the first things he said to us the first day we met him was that he wasn't going to be dealin...
BRAD HUSE He's a great coach. He did a lot of great things around here. I never played for him, but the things...
BRANDON SILER Joe kept us in the game in the second period, then he came out in the third and gave up a couple of ...
PETER DOHERTY Coach is very unselfish. He has never mentioned the record, which took the pressure off us. It's gre...
JOSH DOYLE That half-a-billion dollars didn't benefit one child in this state. He has got to show us a business...
ASSEMBLYMAN GREENWALD That half-a-billion dollars didn't benefit one child in this state. He has got to show us a business...
ASSEMBLYMAN LOUIS GREENWALD Coach Meyer has prepared us, but on Saturday he can only do so much. It's our show.
MIKE DEGORY He doesn't even look like he's missed a beat. He flew through that game. He was getting a lot of qui...
MIKE HESSMAN Coach McCaffery was great to us this year. It was a great year, and right now he's our coach.
DAVID RYAN That was a priority. He came out and got that early 3 on us, caught us flat-footed, and he didn't ha...
LANCE RANDALL Coach was so mad, he didn't even fuss at us. We were ashamed at ourselves.
DIETRIC SLATER Mark did a great job for us last year. He started some games as a sophomore and his quick feet and a...
BRIAN MORAN Joe really loosened us up. We were a bit tight. Joe has been carrying us on his back for the last tw...
DAN HINOTE They are a real athletic team, fast and quick. We haven't seen that all year. It caught us off guard...
KYLE PEABODY If God has shown us bad times ahead, it's enough for me that He knows about them. That's why He some...
CORRIE TEN BOOM Coach (Phil) Fulmer is a great coach, ... He knows his stuff, and the people he has around him are e...
GERALD GRIFFIN God has a reason why he doesn't show us all his plans for our lives, if he shows us the plans he wil...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE I also know that I am not a great technician.
JOHN FAHEY Coach DiPietro has us playing like a team. He has us united. We've come together.
ANTHONY JORDAN Redemption is a great motivator.
MIKE EAVES This was just a great big joke on us. He better not show his face here again.
STEVE HUNT [Football coach] David [Bennett] has done a fantastic job and so has [baseball coach] Gary Gilmore, ...
BUZZ PETERSON We took quick shots, and it hurt us early. They were the aggressors and it showed. That they out-reb...
DEONTE TATUM Coach Williams has been great for us because he is about intensity. Technique is another thing he st...
ANTHONY SPENCER Love doesn't always show us the sad and the sorrowful part of it, it only shows us the happy circle ...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreason...
US CONSTITUTION No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor ...
US CONSTITUTION Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise...
US CONSTITUTION A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people t...
US CONSTITUTION That hurt us. He does a lot of things for us.
BRAD STEVENS We got him on Mejia really quick. He is really fearless. He's not even afraid of his coach.
MIKE BREY We definitely have the personnel to play defense. We're athletic. We have a quick team. I think it g...
CEDRIC BOZEMAN It gives us a different look. It makes us real quick so we can pressure the ball a lot, run the floo...
JUSTIN BOCOT He has been real consistent for us all year. He had a great freshman year and he has continued to sh...
CONRAD RAY The stuff that coach Barnes gave us to work with is real good. Since Day One, he kept on saying, 'Ha...
DUSTIN SCOTT I certainly didn't think it would be broken quickly. You coach to your strength, and Gene was certai...
JACK MURPHY They've been playing great. It was good for us. That win shows a lot about our team.
RAFFI TORRES It's really a very unpredictable situation ahead of us. It is not going to get resolved real quick.
JOSHUA FREEMAN He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!
DAVID SEDARIS I'm so happy for coach. It shows that the university believes in him to give him that extension. He ...
RYAN NEILL Joe was awesome. He's been waiting for that breakout game. He kept us in the game.
BOBBY PERRY He was not a runner, my father, but he was quick. I always remember it was very difficult to escape ...
HAILE GEBRSELASSIE He's a real good kid. Real quick, great skills. You'll see a lot of him.
ANDRE ARTERO Kevin really gave us a lift. He came in a did a great job for us and Stefan McGhee came off the benc...
BOB MURPHREY Coach told us before the game that he was going to be a different person. He told us he was going ba...
RAJON RONDO When Harmon fouled out, because even though he's not real tall he is very strong, that really hurt u...
ALLAN BERTRAM I was delighted with Joe. Physically he is a real presence as a centre-forward. His touch is good an...
MARK MCGHEE Julia is a great lacrosse player and taught us some things, but she was more of a friend than a coac...
AMBER KLAGES A great idea is like a fast moving train without brake & all contrary minds that crosses its path wi...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The coach wants us not to only do good in sports but academically. He tells us not to throw away our...
BRYCE CARTER Joe Sosnowski made another quote "I no longer work for Buckley Companies, I work for Rockford Christ...
BRIAN LEGGERO Joe Sosnowski made another quote "I no longer work for Buckley Companies, I work for Rockford Christ...
BRIAN JENKINS LEGGERO I know we didn't get to see the real Dan Meyer. He says he feels great now, and he could be a real s...
BILLY BEANE Things really haven't changed. He is still a great speaker and he has done a great job so far. He is...
JUSTIN OSTROWSKI Coach Judson always tells us to stay in the moment. Ball State played us tough here so we know they ...
ANTHONY MAESTRANZI We needed a wake-up call. Coach Marsh just gave us a great halftime speech, and that was all we need...
BRANDON WARREN There is no question that Coach Weis sets the bar high. But he has been very sensitive to the pace a...
BRADY QUINN I think they're a fabulous team that went on a great run on us. I think there are some things that I...
DAVE MAGLEY I'm real excited and real happy for the kids. It was a great success and a great series for us.
RICH ALDAY He told us this is your team, and that he was our coach. Then he said something about us beating Flo...
KYLE HIXSON [Redskins Coach Joe Gibbs expressed displeasure with the early bye when the schedule was released.] ...
JOE GIBBS She's real quick and athletic. I think it took a little while for us to get used to her quickness an...
JACE HYMAS It's tough to simulate her quickness in practice. She's so quick, and we're not real quick. She slic...
WAYNE CAFFERTY Hubbard had a great day. He had two real big two-out hits for us in the first and second game that w...
DALE HARPENAU This will show us if the interest is there. If one company shows up, that's not a lot, but if 30 sho...
GARY MILLER He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)
TORRIN POLK I thought Joe caught real well. He had a lot of life. He bounced around behind the plate real well.
MIKE HARGROVE He has a good game even if he has two a lot of times. He did a lot of good things for us tonight.
LEE BENNETT Coach gave it to us. He told us what we needed to do.
JASON COLLINS
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FAT JOE Everything has to evolve. Music has to go somewhere. That's what keeps it fresh.
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FAT JOE Pun was just a natural-born genius with music, and he basically taught me so many tricks on how to m...
FAT JOE As a little kid, I watched hip hop get created. So it's an honour for me to represent the Bronx,...
FAT JOE I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid. It's always been my name and always will be.
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FAT JOE See, me, I don't run away. During my successes or my failures, I put it on me.
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FAT JOE I'm known to be hands on 100%. I don't know any other way to be than a leader by example.
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JOE NAMATH I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
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JOE SLOVO When you win nothing hurts.
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JOE PATERNO Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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JOE CARTER The humble and meek are thirsting for blood.
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JOE PATERNO I have a fear of failure.
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JOE GARAGIOLA You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON The constant abuse of online activity must stop.
JOE BARTON The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operatin...
JOE BARTON I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood ...
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