He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

People are often frightened of Parisians, but an American in Paris will find no harsher critic than another American.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so.

There’s a short circuit between my brain and my tongue, thus “Leave me the fuck alone” comes out as “Well, maybe. Sure. I guess I can see your point.