Anyway, George comes up to me the first day of filming and he takes one look at the dress and says, 'You can't wear a bra under that dress.' So, I say, 'Okay, I'll bite. Why?' And he says, 'Because... there's no underwear in space.' I promise you this is true, and he says it with such conviction too! Like he had been to space and looked around and he didn't see any bras or panties or briefs anywhere. Now, George came to my show when it was in Berkeley. He came backstage and explained why you can't wear your brassiere in other galaxies, and I have a sense you will be going to outer space very soon, so here's why you cannot wear your brassiere, per George. So, what happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn't- so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this would make a fantastic obit- so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
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CARRIE UNDERWOOD Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk. CARRIE UNDERWOOD We're all different. That's what makes us special. We have to love each other and get on wit... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I'm a suck-it-up-and-move-on kind of person. Every day is a new day, and you'll never be abl... CARRIE UNDERWOOD Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate! CARRIE UNDERWOOD I think it's okay to feel jealous, but it's how you deal with it that's the important th... CARRIE UNDERWOOD Getting revenge on a guy is just not worth it to me. I mean, it definitely sucks at the time, but ob... CARRIE UNDERWOOD Throw caution to the wind and just do it. CARRIE UNDERWOOD My cell phone is my best friend. It's my lifeline to the outside world. CARRIE UNDERWOOD Fashion is entertainment. That's why these top models are so fascinating to kids. They're dy... CARRIE DONOVAN To really be tortured by a song, it needs to be more than just something you don't like or don... CARRIE BROWNSTEIN I'm a character actor and I get lost in these characters, so I think it's only recently that... CARRIE PRESTON After I released 'Jesus, Take the Wheel,' people started saying, Oh, it's kind of risky.... CARRIE UNDERWOOD There are all these interesting rules about asteroid nomenclature. Once you discover it, you have th... CARRIE NUGENT It wouldn't be a Carrie Underwood album without a revenge song on it. People really like when I ... CARRIE UNDERWOOD Lord, I feel so small sometimes in this great big old world. Yeah, I know there are more import... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I had to keep telling her I'd promised not to let her violate me. CARRIE JONES Most astronomical work has to do with things that are very, very far away and don't affect our l... CARRIE NUGENT A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. CARRIE SNOW I have no attention span. I get bored so fast. CARRIE UNDERWOOD I'm pretty horrible at relationships and haven't been in many long-term ones. Leaving and mo... CARRIE BROWNSTEIN I shot all my stuff on 'Arrested Development' in one day, and was brought into a really well... CARRIE PRESTON If I go and buy a coffee, and somebody asks me what I do, I'll say, 'I find asteroids.' ... CARRIE NUGENT I've never understood people who play up the artifice of music. CARRIE BROWNSTEIN You never know what curve balls life is going to throw you and there's no way I can predict anyt... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal ... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I respect country music because I feel like it's more about the talent and the songwriting and I... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I'm really lucky in the sense that my hair holds curl awesomely well. It looks the same at 10 P.... CARRIE UNDERWOOD Dimples crinkle up the skin near his lips. I will not look at his lips. How can he never have used t... CARRIE JONES It's hard to save the world when you can't save yourself CARRIE JONES You know, life fractures us all into little pieces. It harms us, but it's how we glue those fracture... CARRIE JONES My eyes meet his eyes. “You were a jerk,” I say. His hands move to my cheeks. “I’m... CARRIE JONES What I have learned lately is that people deal with death in all sorts of ways. Some of us fight aga... CARRIE JONES We teleported," Issie finishes. "Like in Star Trek or Harry Potter, sort of. No! Like in Dr. Who in ... CARRIE JONES There's a lot of things that are said on the American Idol message board. I quit reading them be... CARRIE UNDERWOOD American Idol transcends age, gender, ethnicity, everything. CARRIE UNDERWOOD The TV is often on in our house, but I really only keep up with three shows: 'American Idol,'... CARRIE UNDERWOOD We must note that this judge is thinking in a progressive way. He is well read... and is really show... CARRIE SHELVER It also comes down to how society perceives the role of men, as opposed to the role of women. Men ca... CARRIE SHELVER We are sending out a strong message of support and solidarity to survivors of rape and violence. CARRIE SHELVER Much of the time these ... sexual assaults will go unreported because of the stigma that still preva... CARRIE SHELVER It's being said that she's a slut ... that she's a thief of other women's husbands, that she did it ... CARRIE SHELVER We had to negotiate to be allowed to go closer (to the court entrance). CARRIE SHELVER It was like a perfect meet. They stuck all of their routines and I was really happy. CARRIE ROTONDARO They were consistent on everything. CARRIE ROTONDARO We didn't really know what to expect. CARRIE ROTONDARO Things went really well. We did all our routines the best we could. CARRIE ROTONDARO I think she?s going to be fine. She?s all about the team and does whatever she has to. CARRIE ROTONDARO They have definitely stepped up. They are consistent. They come through every meet, you know you can... CARRIE ROTONDARO [The injury] has been about two weeks now and it?s been getting worse and worse. So today we said it... CARRIE ROTONDARO I don?t really know that much about Hand, we haven?t seen them this year. I do know that Hand has a ... CARRIE ROTONDARO They have so much depth. They were solid tonight. They have harder skills. We didn't have as much di... CARRIE ROTONDARO I think [our scores] are pretty comparable [to other contenders]. If we have Heather back and we hav... CARRIE ROTONDARO He said he would get on the computer when he got home from work so we knew he would be on. When (pol... CARRIE RODGERS