Hello, ma’am. How are you today?” he asked one day with a grin on his face the size of Kansas. I turned around looked at him and asked him what will it be, sir?
 

“For starters,” he replied, “how about your name and phone number?”

Hmm, you know if you strap a ton to your ankles and dive head first into the Atlantic, I‘ll think about it when you come back up,” I replied and smiled.

My chances are that slim, eh?” he said, leaning up against the counter.

Well, actually a little slimmer than that if you want me to be honest. So are you going to help pay my bills or are you wasting my precious oxygen?

-Emerald Eyes Of The Sea