A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. . . .

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

Never order food in excess of your body weight.