A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.